Following our reports and video yesterday revealing the stomach-turning details of Geordie Shore’s James Mexican wrestling knee tearing incident, we can now give you some of the dialogue that went with the sound of tearing and dislocating ligaments!

The cast of Geordie Shore have been house sitting in Cancun in Mexico, where James, Jay and Gaz decided to indulge in a spot of Mexican wrestling.

Of course, we could all see that this was likely to end in disaster so it would have come as no shock to learn from us yesterday that James is now wheel chair bound for the rest of the summer special series as a result.

James fell to the ground screaming in agony whilst Jay looked on in horror after hearing the sound of James’ knee dislocating.  James was carted off in an ambulance, but the conversation before hand went a little something like this:

*WRESTLER*      They named me Joker

JAMES                   This bloke takes things so fucking seriously. Wrestling is his life. He’s got this stupid fucking gimp mask on right. He’s got us running around doing all these exercises. I can’t take him seriously.

GARY                      I learnt how to do a rolly polly when I was three shortly followed by pulling birds at four. I’m guess James missed both of those lessons

JAMES  *SCREAMS*

JAMES                   I look up at Jay and I see his face and I can tell straight away that something’s wrong.

JAMES                  Oh fuck

JAY) + Subtitles I heard it though it, it just crunched

JAMES                   I haven’t got a clue what wrong with my leg but it looks absolutely fucked.

JAY                        I don’t want to tell James how bad it is in case he starts getting like panicky.

JAMES                  This is literally the worse thing I’ve ever seen in terms of injury, like his knee is the other side of his fucking leg. I can’t look.

The first episode of MTV’s smash hit franchise achieved the accolade of being MTV UK’s highest rating series premiere ever. The new eight-part series of Geordie Shore: Chaos in Cancun is on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.Geordie Shore - MTV UK