Lisa’s spent this afternoon shaving her hair off, as you do.

As Kris and Siavash stared on in horror, Lisa boldly took the clippers to her head but realised within a short time that she’d set it to a very short grade.

“Ahh, that’s too short man,” she exclaimed. “Too short. ****! Don’t matter, it’ll grow back” she said, quickly resigning herself to her new scalped look.

Kris looked like a slack jawed yokel as he stared and stared and then stared a bit more. Lisa noticed him gawking and said,

“You won’t like it because you’re not used to me, but when it comes through a bit and I’ve got me mascara on…”

She didn’t finish that sentence because really, what could she have said??

“I find it quite therapeutic to watch it being done” said Kris by way of explanation for his continued staring.

“You want me to do the back?” Siavash asked.

“Yeah, just go gently over it, or it’ll rip the hair out” Lisa said, adding, “You watch in a couple of days Kris, it’ll look so wicked.” He nodded and stared a bit more.

Bless.