Following their many rows, Lisa and Halfwit have made up this morning, as he predicated they would.

“I don’t dislike you and I don’t envy you because your family are rich” Lisa told Halfwit in the garden.

“No, I know” replied Halfwit.

“Sometimes people are scared to approach me” said Lisa, adding, “but I’m probably one of the softest people in the House”

Soft? Erm, ok, if you say so, scary skinhead lady.

“You wanna be careful with the acid tongue though” said Halfwit who it seems isn’t bothered whether he lives or dies…

“That is my protection” Lisa explained.

“It’s quite an intimidating kind of protection…” replied Halfwit.

“It’s just because I’m a loud person” said Lisa, quietly, adding, “I haven’t spoken to anybody [about you]. That upset me.”

Perhaps she’s forgotten the millions of times she’s spoken about him to other people…

“Can I explain?” said Halfwit. “It’s so difficult in this house because it’s hard to think straight. I wanted to explain how I felt. I didn’t intend to start an argument.”

“I think we’re probably reading you wrong because you don’t smile” said Lisa who again, seems to be struggling with memory issues because Halfwit’s Cheshire Cat grin is world renowned…

Halfwit then told Lisa, “Today, openness is going to a new level for me!” to which she replied,

“You’re not a nasty guy. You haven’t got a bad bone in your body. Your approach is good. I see that.”

“I’m chilled but it’s not from a place of weakness at all” said Halfwit. “I choose to be that way.”