How Clean Is Your House
Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie are back for a fifth series of their ever-popular How Clean Is Your House? , and this time the country’s filth offenders are in for a few surprises.
Spy cameras, high street naming and shaming and a raft of new science toys make this the boldest, cheekiest series yet.
In 2007, surveillance cameras reveal the full nature of the grime crimes. For the first time Kim and Aggie and their viewers can see how these mucky pups actually function in their own environment – brushing teeth over what looks like an open sewer of a toilet or preparing food in a crawling toxic environment: it’s not for the faint hearted! More than a few mice put in an appearance.
Aggie brings her own incentive to the cleaning in the form of a battery of new science tests and gadgets revealing everything from the levels of dust mite infestations, to the amount of energy generated by colonies of bacteria. There are still some video nasties of boils and carbuncles for those who need a little more encouragement to clean-up.
And anyone deluding themselves about the state of their home, is quickly put right when Kim and Aggie take them on to the high street to get their neighbours views on how they live….and the Great British Public doesn’t pull any punches!
Now Kim and Aggie are exacting a higher price from their domestic delinquents…. this time round there’s no shirking responsibility for putting things right. Blood, sweat and elbow grease is expected in direct proportion to the amount of muck they’ve made. For some it’s a trial that brings out the bully in Kim, others discover a long dormant clean gene and lead from the front.
Through the tears and trauma, the phrase “life-changing” is the one most often used when these filth offenders let Kim & Aggie through their front door.
How Clean Is Your House? first stamped its mark on Channel 4 in 2003. Kim and Aggie quickly established themselves as the nation’s favourite cleaning queens and their series have continued to attract more than three million viewers a week. Their unique approach of berating and ultimately rehabilitating some of the grubbiest householders in Britain has won a huge army of fans. Lemon juice and vinegar sales are a testament to their loyal following. More than 1,000 people applied to take part in series five, showing the nation’s appetite to invite the top grimebusters through their front doors continues to grow.
The show returns to Channel 4 on the 17th May at 8PM
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I have a friend who is in great need of Kin and aggy to help her, how do i get an application form to enter her.
Dawn Sharp
i have a mate who lives across the road, her house is in desprate need of your help. she has got 2 children that need a healthy house, so kim and aggie come and help her please
I am in desperate need of your help. I am a clutter bug, I admit. I’ve been trying to start a new routine, but I keep getting behind. I have 4 children and a boyfriend who works all the time. I really need your help… How do I get an application?
Do you even come to Missouri?
I was wondering how i’d apply to be a member of your cleaning team? I’d love to get my hands in the houses you work in.
My house needs a spring clean and I would love to have it thoroughly cleaned when I have a family gathering for my son’s 25th birthday on August 12th. Would it be possible to receive some help. Everything in my house is old and I don’t know hot to get it spotless.
Thanks for your help
Judy
I very much enjoyed kim and aggie`s programme on thursday night. i loved the simple solutions to the problems in that ladies house. please give us more of their fuuny comments and their good humour, they certainly need it on that programme.
goog luck to you all
Dot moffatt
I very much enjoyed kim and aggie`s programme on thursday night. i loved the simple solutions to the problems in that ladies house. please give us more of their funny comments and their good humour, they certainly need it on that programme.
good luck to you all
Dot moffatt
My aunt has a disaster area of a house. You litterally walk out smellin bad. How do I get Kim and Aggie to HELP US. We have Christmas Dinners at that house and I worry for my childrens health.
your program is rubbish your tips are rubbish and your both stuck up get a life is that all u can do clean up you perfectionists
my boyfriend lives in a uni house it is disgusting, there are maggots and flies mould sick in the washing up everything you can imagine and it has been like it since they have moved in so about a year and they all have no idea how to clean they really need help any idea how and where i could apply to get them some help????
My grandchildren are living in squaller – please please help
My sister in law has 4 children, her husband died 8 years ago and she has lost control of the house and now the kids respect as a result.She works full time and just can’t get straight.She won’t accept our help. The washing has piled up to a ridiculous point, and everything else has followed resulting in squaller.The girls are 18,13,12 and 8 so old enough to help out but they don’t.Please help this mum gain control and get her life and family back!
I have a friend that really needs your help. How can I get information on getting this family the assistance they need?
im emma im not sure if this is where i am suppose 2 apply but can u plz help me my anti and uncle are living in an tip its got worse and worse each year ma mum went over there today well where do i start there was dog poo alll over the floor some wich had gone rotten so it was obviosly been there for a while the sink was all full of black gunk behind the tv was month old poo there was more behind the sofa the dogs had peed all over the pile of clothes all over the floor and the smell well i feel sick when in set foot in there house so plz help plzplzlpz x
i have a sister that needs there help how do i aply to do that please please help xxx sharon
i have a freind who desperately needs help with her house , it is gipping from top to bottom , there are 2 children aged 8 and 10 whome still wet the bed and have skin infections though the filth in the house , they own 2 large dogs which they let sleep in the beds and on the sofas , please help them sort it out
many thanks
carl young
My best friend Mel is in dyre need for Kim and Aggies help. She has a 2 year old son and can not look after her own flat. It is vile and none of her friends come round any more because of the mess and the smell!!! Please can you tell me how to apply to get her sorted!!!!!
Thank you
Gemma Joseph.
I am in need of a lot of help, my house is filthy. I have six of my children living with me in a three bedroom house which is a mess. None of my family will come into my home because there is nowhere to sit or even stand because of the mess. It smells terrible and no one will help. My children need somewhere clean where they can play please come and help me i really need your help
i have a friend who is so des for your help he is a real slob even the parrot says it . could you help please he lives on his own and you cant move from when you walk in the front door even a squeeze to get to the kitchen .help please