Is there a human being more opportunistic than Katie Price. Supposedly broken hearted about her recent miscarriage and marriage breakdown, she has agreed a deal with ITV2 which will see her televising her upcoming divorce party. Attention wh**e!

The party will be shown at the end of her new reality series which will detail her marriage breakdown and her subsequent trip to Ibiza.

A source told The Sun: “Jordan wants to have a real party when her divorce with Pete comes through.

“She wants to show the world how happy she’ll be.

The plan is for her to invite a load of her friends and celebrities to toast her freedom.”

Celebrities? She’ll no doubt be scraping them bottom of the z-list barrel for this one.