Jodie Marsh come under attack from the Personal Overhaul Device (POD) on BBC Three show Snog, Marry, Avoid?

POD identified Marsh as the leader of all people fake and said: “All of these girls came before POD with their tiny clothes, layers of slap and fake tan and I have defeated them. It is now time for me to conquer their leader.”

The device then asked Marsh why she didn’t stick to being a “natural beauty” instead.

Marsh said: “Because I don’t have it, I don’t think. And I am often very jealous when I see a girl who is naturally beautiful.”

Jodie added: “If they met me in the flesh, most men do wanna shag me – sorry, snog.”

POD replied: “You are the ultimate enemy in the war against fakery. Your plastic boobs, brazen belts and fake face are a disgrace and you will undergo my ‘Stop The Jodie Clones Make-Under’.”

MONDAY 23RD FEBRUARY, 8:30PM, BBC THREE