Jordan To Adopt Disabled Child

Former glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, has revealed that she and husband Peter ‘the wimp’ Andre are considering adopting a disabled child in the near future.
I imagine that it is no coincidence that this further example of why Jordan should be canonized has emerged right around the time she is promoting her THIRD autobiography, Jordan: Pushed To The Limits.
Given the negative press that Jordan has received recently concerning the parenting of the children she already has, I’m not so sure that bringing a new child into the fold is a good idea.
After all, it will probably just be another person for Jordan’s ever expanding team to care for while she flashes her boobs and her worsening underwear choices for any nearby paparazzi!