Kerry Katona To Show Her Boob Job On Reality TV

TV wh**e, Kerry Katona has revealed that she will be filmed undergoing a boob reduction for the new series of her MTV reality TV show.

Her new series will be called Whole Again….get it? In it she will be seen reducing her ridiculous knockers from a GG to a DD, she told Star magazine: “ They have just got a bit out of control. I want to go to a DD. I’ll stop there.”

She has also claimed that she isn’t actually bankrupt, despite a court declaring her so last week. She claims the funds needed to pay off her tax bill weren’t available at the time of her hearing, but are cleared now.

She said: “Obviously I’m upset about it but it shouldn’t have happened. I’ve been promised that it will be sorted out this week.”

The whole thing reeks of another big publicity stunt in my mind!

Don't miss a story: Follow Unreality TV

Comments are closed.