Kerry Katona is reportedly considering having all the blubber sucked out of her again as she has piled the pounds on recently and obviously couldn’t go about losing some weight in a normal way like maybe doing a bit of exercise or not eating donner kebabs for breakfast.

The reality star (pictured getting rained on last month in Liverpool), who has been dropped by MTV after ratings for her show dropped to 19,000, thinks it’s the only way that she will save her marriage as her lovely husband Mark Croft thinks she is a “lard-arse”.

A ‘friend’ told the NOTW:

“We’re all really worried for her. She’s got it into her head hoovering out the blubber is the only quick-fix answer because it took her from a bloated 14-stone size 16 to a size six last year.

“But look what happened then. She’s been comfort eating like a horse and virtually piled it all back on again.”

After denying last year in an interview in OK that she liked to dip her chips in ketamine (which gave the best headline EVER: Kerry Katona “I don’t dip my chips in ketamine”) let’s hope that Kerry isn’t eating too much like a horse.

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