Kerry Katona is considering writing an autobiography, as a way to solve her current financial troubles. When I say write, I of course mean dictate to someone who can actually spell.

The Mirror reports that the ex-Iceland ad star has had a number of offers from publishers, including one offering a £375,000 advance.

A source told the newspaper: “Kerry knows she is close to having to sign on the dole and possibly losing her house. She has lost so much of her income in recent months. The days of living to excess are well and truly over.

“She knows the only thing people will pay for now is to see her car-crash life in print.

“Publishers are eager to get her to sign on the condition she lifts the lid on her recent troubles, truthfully.”