And the award for least likeliest reality couple goes to….Kirk Norcross and Jodie Marsh!

The former TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother star has been pictured kissing the former… can anyone actually remember what Jodie marsh is famous for? Lets say former normally proportioned and less buff reality person, on social networking site, Twitter.

Marsh, who transformed her plastic curves, sponsored by Matel, into a body that Arnie could use for a photo shoot should he ever feel the need to eat come carbs, posted the pictures, which seem to give a step-by-step guide to the art of tonsil tennis, from her own personal Twitter account a few days ago.

However, it would appear that Norcross, who used to date former The Only Way Is Essex co-star, Lauren Pope, was a very willing participant, as he posed readily for the camera, and when the final picture was posted there was a rather suspicious bulge emerging from his neither-regions!

One caption that accompanied the pics said: ’Kirk is being a naughty boy ,’ while another said ‘Hahahaha Kirk is now regretting wearing tight jeans #sorry #notreallysorry@kirk_official #toldyouitwasbig’

This is a slightly different approach to dating from Marsh than we were expecting, as only last week the Essex girl came out and said that she was seriously considering turning gay as she was having no luck with me (ran out of new ones we think is probably closer to the mark).

Kirk and Jodie have become friends since competing in Celebrity Big Brother last year, along with X Factor reject, Frankie Cocozza – who Marsh has revealed she has previously exchanged rude texts with.