Simone Webber, 27, in Territorial Army, from Swansea

Geezer bird Simone is called Simon by her work colleagues. She likes to play the court jester but sometimes her practical jokes backfire.

“I once accidentally handcuffed myself to a pick and mix stall in my local grocery shop and the fire brigade had to rescue me!”

Simone loves a drink but it always seems to land her in trouble. She lost her best friends flowers on her wedding day because she was too drunk to remember them.

Simone is keen to change her ways as she would like to settle down and have a boyfriend. Her longest relationship so far is two weeks.