Let’s talk about sex… every two minutes

marcus thinking...

It seems that the lack of sex is getting to some of the housemates, and they can’t stop talking about it… or more precisely, the DIY alternative.

Last night, Marcus told Sophie that he couldn’t ‘take care of himself’ as it were – this is a family site after all – because there was no bedding on his bed and she informed him that she’d done the deed at least ten times since they’d been in the house…

Sophie also regaled Marcus with a rather gross tale of how a dog had once tried to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with her mum and Marcus kept the conversation going by saying that when he gets out of the house, the first things he wants are fish and chips and sex.

I feel sorry for Davina then…

Lynn is an editor and writer here at Unreality TV and is a trained psychotherapist and the author of two books. She's addicted to soaps, period drama and reality TV shows such as X Factor, Big Brother, BGT and I'm A Celeb.