Love Island Has A New Islander: Steve-O

Love Island has today gained a new contestant, Jackass stuntman Steve-O.

I’m not really going in there with an agenda,� he stated today.

“All I’ve really shown the world about myself is a lot of idiotic self-mutilation and humour, which I’m proud of, but I’m really here to have an all-expenses paid vacation with hot chicks!

“It sounds like a lot of fun, and I think people are going to get to see a side of me that the world just hasn’t been exposed to.�

Steve’s adventures on Jackass have included,

“I jumped off a balcony, and when I met the floor, it was with my face,� Steve explained. “I broke my cheekbone (which means I brag about having broken my skull).

“I broke seven teeth, I got ten stitches in my chin and I got a broken wrist. That was my worst fall. All of these teeth are crowns and veneers…not dentures!�

“I could be all cheesy and say, ‘Oh, I do a great massage!’� he laughs.

“Maybe my dazzling good looks, and my cut, toned physical shape!�

“As much as I love having sex, I don’t want to disrespect any of the women or the dudes,� he says.

“I it’s think respect that makes the world go round. In my career I don’t hurt anybody but myself.

“I’m a tough guy, so I can do some pretty mean things to myself. But I honestly want to approach this for what it is – the chance for people to see a side of me they haven’t seen.�

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