Marbella Belles: Lisa Is Pregnant!
Programme four opens with Lisa preparing to sell off the excess stock from a previous failed business venture, a children’s clothes shop.
Although most of the preparation is left to Lisa’s husband Joe while she gets her hair done, Lisa seems in her element when it comes to sales time.
She explains that this is because her father had a street stall for which she worked before later opening a stall herself:
“I started off with about forty quid” Lisa tells the interviewer, “and I got all my rings of paper, I used to earn bundles doin’ that, and men’s pants!”
Louise Marriott isn’t having so much fun when, whilst interviewing a local hairdresser for her new salon ‘2 Posh’, the prospective employee entangles a large amount of Lisa’s hair in the hairdryer!
Back at Lisa’s clothing sale Lisa drops a bombshell on the assembled crowd, she is pregnant. Joe is over the moon and determined that this time it’s going to be a girl.
This means that Lisa is excused from the heavy lifting involved in the Johnson’s next task, moving house.
Three weeks ago Joe and Lisa moved to a new luxury apartment in the Marbella hills but, despite the beautiful surroundings, Lisa hasn’t felt at home and they are returning to their original property.
Jo Alexandrou is reaping the rewards of her hard work in this episode when she takes a shopping trip to Gibraltar with her daughter and a friend. Jo prefers shopping in Gibraltar to Spain as she doesn’t face the same language issues:
“Every time I ask for a large chicken I get it all wrong!” she explains “when I first got over here I asked for a very large willy instead of a very large chicken!”
Safely moved back into their original home Lisa and Joe settle down to relax for the evening:
“This is just more classy” Lisa happily reflects “my bedrooms, my bathrooms; it’s more me”.
ITV1 Network Tuesday 10 April 10:00 PM to 10:30 PM
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