Marbella Belles On ITV1
They’re bold, bronzed and bleached to their roots. Meet five British women who’ve turned their backs on the UK for the sun-kissed stretches of the Costa del Sol.
Marbella Belles - a new six part documentary series for ITV1 with narration from Dennis Waterman - gives a glimpse of life in that little bit of Spain that will be forever England.
All five women have different lives, but share one thing in common. They have escaped the high streets of Essex, London and Leeds to re-establish themselves along the rich golden mile in luxury resorts Marbella and Puerto Banus.
Among them is lady of leisure, Lisa Johnson, who has a one-year-old boy called Blue. Retirement has come early for the high maintenance Essex girl thanks to her husband’s hefty bank balance and round the clock help from maid, Lin-Lin. Lin-Lin sees to the less glamorous aspects of motherhood like changing Blue’s nappy and feeding him while 38–year–old Lisa keeps up to speed with her rigourous beauty schedule.
Louise Marriot owns the beauty salon that Lisa spends a lot of her time in - Posh - which stands for ‘P****d Off, Stressed & Hormonal’. Louise upped sticks and left Buckinghamshire for Marbella with her three children after a string of failed marriages and is now embarking on her second salon, 2 Posh, and a new romance with a very wealthy ex pat called Jeff.
With such wealth and exuberance it’s vital the belles look their best and Louise Truelove, or Truelove as she’s known, focuses her time on the more permanent side of cosmetic enhancement, as a patient co-ordinator for an exclusive plastic surgery clinic. Truelove moved to Spain after the love of her life left her for “a 53-year-old grandmother.”
Party girl Jo Alexandrou arrived in Spain six years ago for a holiday and ended up staying for good becoming a fixture on the Puerto Banus party circuit.
Reflecting on her first year on the Costa, Jo says: “We’ve got High Society magazine out here, like the Spanish ‘OK’ or ‘Hello’, and I was in it every month partying!”
And last but by no means least is Barbara Fawcett or ‘Barbs’, who arrived in Spain two years ago and owns posh café Madhatters, which serves up the best traditional English food. Barbs has never married and believes she will find her Mr Right on the Costa.
Marbella Belles provides a snapshot insight into what it’s like living the high life in the posh town of Puerto Banus, where designer shops and celebrity hideouts line every street and being preened and beautifully turned out is essential.
The women are determined to bag themselves a man with a loaded wallet. It’s a place to see and be seen – where a bad hairdo or a chipped nail is a cardinal sin!
They’ve run to the sun to better their lives but is life on the Costa all they thought it would be?
This series will air on Tuesday 20th March on ITV1

March 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Lord, are these cretins real? These plastic people should have been drowned at birth. Thank goodness they are in Spain. Let them stay there….is there a word for posh scummers yet?
March 20th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
This program gives a totally distorted view of life on the costa del sol. We are british ex-pats and live her with our two young children. We have many more opportunities here for a better way of life than we had in the UK. Please be aware that the program makers have to show extremes in order to provide entertainment. I just hope that all those watching don’t truly believe this is a ‘normal life’ for the majority living here on the costa.
March 21st, 2007 at 1:24 am
hahaha i lived there all my life and i HATE IT! most people are exactly like the horrible people on the programme or much much worse. they are disgusting, i hate it there and i hope never ever to have to go back! its expensive and tacky.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:35 am
Just wanted to say that the tv show last night was a total distortion of real life here in Marbelle. The makers of the show must have chosen the lowest life of women here. I would be totally embarrassed if it were me to have to see myself portrayed like that.
Having said that, I will be watching all the shows so I can make a wide berth if I see these women!!!!!!
March 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am
Most of these so called ‘women’ were just laughable and embarrassing to watch, however Lisa Johnson simply takes the biscuit. If she lived here I woule be reporting her to social services! There are millions of women in this world who would kill for children and she doesn’t even know how to change her baby’s nappy! The classic line had to be when handed her child ‘ooh ‘asn’t ‘e got ‘eavy! For the love of God woman let the nanny adopt him. Please don’t think everyone from Essex is like this because we are not!
March 21st, 2007 at 11:43 am
This was a piece of quality TV, all over England people this morning are asking “are they for real?”. So few times these days does a piece of TV hold me spellbound for 30 minutes and I can’t wait for the next installment.
more, More, MORE…screeching Karaoke, badly pronounced Swavaroski, gravity defying breasts, tan hide skin and F*****king Lin Lin.
5 more episodes of the Marlboro Hags… i can’t wait
March 21st, 2007 at 12:07 pm
what took the biscuit was the lovely Lisa Johnson who had me and my friends in stitches.
when asked about blue - she said blue what, what the colour blue no the interviewer said, your son!!! she didnt even remember her sons name.
hahaha brilliant entertainment.
March 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I taped this show and watched it the following morning with a cup of tea with my husband. Our mouths were open but nothing went in for the first 15 minutues (tea went cold)!!!!
I live in Marbella and actually recognised two of these women (of course not to speak to, and sure as hell would not want to). I can´t believe they put themselves up for this show. The TV producers must be rubbing their hands with glee. Of course its compelling viewing, but what about poor Alfie? He will never live it down at school today. As as for her being 38! She needs a serious face lift and a brain transplant would be useful.
March 21st, 2007 at 1:32 pm
well i know most of these womans!!
especially lisa and trust me shes a good mother to blue
x
March 21st, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I dont know about you guys but i thouht they were all morons but Lisa was something else!! She IS a bad mother -or at least portrayed to be, she didnt work but has a nanny (?) that poor baby Blue (dumb name but what do u expect), she said she dont do nappies and hasnt changed him herself in ages, she even said ‘aint he heavy’ when she picked him up and got ‘tired’ after a min of holding him and gave him to the nanny and said thats what shes there for. She ‘dont do’ mornings so doesnt take Alfie to school, she thought she was showing off by acting like Lady muck but she was actually just showing herself up and should be ashamed of herself-poor excuse for a woman AND a mother and if she is a good mother to her kids she certainly didnt show it she was acting like a spoilt 20 yr old that had just given birth!!!!!!!!!! AND LOUISE-whats she all about, she said she something about women looking at her as though shes gonna steal there husbands blah blah blah, well if she looked at me that way I would just laugh as she was a buck teeth old dog that wouldnt have a chance in hell with my husband!!!!!! HAHAHAHA, it was laughable at how dumb these women are!
March 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
These women were just vile! Common past it has beens who are trying to be young and beautiful again! Sad and laughable.
March 21st, 2007 at 3:53 pm
This is for xx
If your friend Lisa is such a nice person and good mother, then only you know that. She portrayed herself in such a way that everyone is talking about her (not in a good way). I think your friend will regret doing this docu, as will the other girls.
Its a shame because the producers knew exactly what they were after, and of course yet again, its not them in the firing line.
I agree with Emma, they all cam over as vile and common. Any anyway, if Lisa’s hubby is worth that much money, why was she sitting by her “communual pool” and not in her multi-million euro villa???
In the great words of Catherine Tate “WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT!!!!”
March 21st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Benidorm was bad, but this is the most mundane pathetic excuse for entertainment yet. If you can find me any more shallow totally unloveable trash I WOULD BE SURPRISED.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Well I have to say I was totally disgusted… I live here in Spain and unfortunately the woman in this documentary live in the same area… If I know them or not I wouldn’t even admit to it… What I will say is that Lisa - “whats my boys name” must of been playing up to the camera. No one can be that selfish and self absorbed - if she’s 38 then for 36 I look like Elle McPherson ! As for the golddigging thing who thinks she’s a beautician the cleverest thing about her is the name of her shop ! Yes it is an unfortunate truth that there are women here on the coast that think they are 5 grand millionaires but more to the point are coke whores … For the rest of us especially the essex girls done good … At least we live in the real world know who our husbands are in bed with each night and earn our livings honestly ! What a disgrace these woman made of themselves… my my your husbands must be so proud and your parents mmmmm I think not !
March 21st, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I want to make contact with Jo the lady in Marbells who went to work in Real Estate
Can you please help
Lainey
March 21st, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Stick with it, peeps ! The 2nd episode should be so much better. We haven’t seen all of the women yet. They’re not all harridans like the “Essex girlz” featured in the 1st epi.
March 21st, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Awesome Telly and I laughed so much with my daughter that we were still talking about it the next morning and calling each other “Lin, Lin” all the time. This is great telly and we’ll be watching this each episode. Dear little Blue is the only one we felt sorry for if Lisa was for real (which I very much doubt) but….if she is then she ought to have her own series..
MORE
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I have been living in Marbella for 25 years, enjoy the sea, sun, country side and life style. Yes there is a very small percentage of the ENGLISH ex pat community here like that portrayed, but by far the majority are normal hardworking people like myself who left a country years ago going down the drain.This isn’t a Marbella problem it is an ENGLISH one,you will not find such programs about ex pat Italians,Swedes,Germans etc.like the rubbish shown the other night. Good viewing though, but total lies as I know of lisa and as far as I can see she is a good mother to Alfie and Blue and is only guilty of being suckered by the conn tactics of tv producers trying to create something out of nothing. I think shes a star and the only mugs are the people who believe this trash. They should carry on watching the Jeremy Vile (Kyle) show!
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:54 pm
just shows what tv can do as i know one of these women and she is lovely
March 22nd, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I have lived in Marbella for 10 years. I didn’t even see the programme but have already heard people talking about it … so it’s working. Sounds pretty typical of a certain sort of person you get down here. Gangster background - common as muck - totally thick - never as much money as they claim to have - and always at least 10 years older than they claim to be so always mutton dressed up as lamb. They are a sad bunch - these women on the programme are a prime example.
March 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I am a nineteen-year-old girl living in Marbella. I left England four years ago and moved here with my family and after watching ‘Marbella Belles’ the other night, my family and I were absolutely horrified to see how the ex-pat community of Marbella are portrayed in this way. The women on the programme only represent a very small, but unfortunately evident contingent of Marbella. Not everyone here is like that. There are far more, normal, hard-working British people trying to make a life for themselves here in Spain.
The women on the programme, while perversely entertaining, do not speak for us all. I for one can enunciate all of my letters when speaking.
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
to amy,
lisa is playin up to the camera and just messing aroubnd
and no she wont regret it as her friends know the real her.
plus whats so bad about being common ?? eh??
and listen you that appartment shes in probaly costs more than the salary you get in 5 years you stupid woman!!
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
in addition i live in marbella and its not all glam as they say and show its really a bit of a slum pit
March 22nd, 2007 at 7:15 pm
to xx
Thank you for your reply. Its evident from the same that you are just as bright as your friend.
Never mind dear, you can all sit round Lisa´s “commumual garden” and smoke yourselves to death.
ta ta
don´t reply again, as it might put too much pressure on your spellcheck
March 22nd, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Sorry, communual!!! brain pickled and feel a bit silly talking to a screen.
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:07 pm
listen amy i dont even smoke and actually i live in a villa and went to cambrigde uni if you youre so smart!
now-a-days people write in slang,gosh!!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
how old are you anyway?
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
It’s actually spelt ‘cambridge’, not ‘cambrigde’.
March 23rd, 2007 at 7:58 am
The woman at the end singing Karaoke was the funniest thing on Tv I’d seen for ages
March 24th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
ME LIN LIN, MADAM TELL ME ALL ENGLISH SPEAK LIKE THAT. IT NO TRUE. I LEAVE GO BACK TO PHILIPINES AND WORK IN FIELDS FOR 1 DOLLAR A YEAR. SCREW BLUE! I NO REALLY LIKE HIM ANYWAY. I LIKE 2000 EURO A MONTH!
March 25th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I have just come back from a week in marbella and i have to say althought the majority of the people i saw were well dressed, well behaved and spoken, there were a few british women similar to these who made me cringe. although it was only a small minority i feel these people are more likely to stick in peoples minds over there and give us british women such a tacky and horrible repuation. fake isnt good. and they all looked and acted fake.
March 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Please everyone - wise up! Louise Truelove is going to dazzle us on Tuesday night with a web of lies and deceit. My husband and I picked up the pieces in London for that girl in 2005 and shipped her to Marbella to try to help her. She left behind a 6 figure debt run up purely out of overspending not “bad luck”, she squeezed a small fortune out of the boyfriend who had the sense to dump her and she bled us dry. I have never helped anyone so much in my life and been so kicked in the teeth. She portrays the total trashy side of Marbella which in the 17 years we have a house there we have never been party to. She is a total fake with a complete fake story of her life which she peddles out including a mother whom she claims was to be “sectioned” under the mental health act! Utter rubbish - he mother is a superior and charming person unworthy of a rubbish daughter like Louise. I agree with previous writers - this series is cringe making and is not what Marbella is about. Louise has changed beyond all recognition and has beceome part of the unfortunate trashy image of Marbella which is just not the truth. She is evidenly out to make money - shame she doesn’t pay off her debts in England.
March 26th, 2007 at 7:42 am
So it’s more like Truelies rather than Truelove. So whilst we are all spilling the beans then why not talk about her so called millionaire boyfriend Jeff. His car dealership has been closed down for cloning and his restaurant has been forced to shut for not having the right licences. So who is conning who? Oh and by the way he left his wife and kids for that buck toothed habitual liar. I would say they are made for each other. As false as Elton Johns hair piece. The producers really ought to do there research more thoroughly. Or maybe they have?
March 26th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Must admit I was quite surprised to see Jeff as the millionair. Past his car dealership last week , and there was only a very old BMW 7 series and a Seat Ibiza displayed outside. Very far from The Bentleys and Porsches that normally were displayed there. By the way POSH has closed and 2 POSH hasen’t opened. Apprently she is working from home now. Can’t wait for the next episode.
March 26th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Sorry Jeff is not with truelies but with Louise Marriot, can’t comment on her except to say she says she wouldn’t steal another womans man but has done and stolen Jeff from a nice person who has been extremely ill in the past. Nice one!
March 26th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Re: Truelove as she is apparently now called - she has NO experience of being a “practitioner” in a cosmetic surgery but they seem to allow her to “meddle” with people’s bodies. She finds it amusing “I should be a lesbian” to fiddle around with other people’s boobs. How horrible is that? She did not lose 3 or even 4 stone in weight - I was with her when she was “dumped” (sensible man) and she lost at most a stone. This however is a minor lie compared with all the other whoppers she told!! I don’t think I can bear to watch the parade of untruths tomorrow night.
March 27th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I think it’s great, everyone now defending and attacking each other. typical marbella.
I have lived here 14 years, i’ve seen it all, heard it all. i hope thses women are proud of themselves, they look complete idiots, and i am so glad that i have no had the misfortune of there company.
If there such nice people, then wh do they look and sound so bitchy????
Can’t wait for them to make more fools of themselves tonight.
hahahaha
March 27th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
another great show. you just can’t help but laugh at them do they really know what they look and sound like. if i was them they should hide and never come out.
March 28th, 2007 at 9:02 am
just to say
lisa is a joke!!!!
why her hubbie doesnt kick her up the backside is beyond me…..
both my partner and i think that….so im not a jealous female….she is a disgrace….
March 28th, 2007 at 9:10 am
oh yeh and lisa reckons shes only 38?????
dream on…..
March 28th, 2007 at 9:40 am
please remember these women are british and are not a true reflection of mabella , spain or the majority of ex pats living here .. after living in marbella for 6 years getting to see british holliday makers and stag and hen nights out in puerto banus makes me sick
March 28th, 2007 at 11:44 am
I’ve not seen the programme as I am one of the few brits living on the Costa del Sol who doesn’t have satellite television. Unfortunately, there are women in Marbella who are like that, not all but some. They are ignorant,self obsessed and shallow. Like attracts like and that’s why they are all friends, I guess.I am someone who takes pride in their appearance but I find that whole Marbella look and image trashy, boring and dated.Lay the Marbella Dynasty/Dallas era to rest, move on and get a life is what I would say to these silly women.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Jesus. I was told to watch this programme by a mate. I live in Marbella too, and agree that these women a shallow and brain dead, oh and not to mention ugly as my dogs backside after giving birth!!!. However, I have been to Madhatters and she does a very nice Sunday lunch. God only knows why she associated herself with the bimbo Louise and minging lisa!!!
March 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Well the second programme was on last night… why oh why did I bother to watch it … “Truelove” looks like a drag queen… 6′2 and build like a brick a Sh*t house ! doesn’t give a good advert for Mills & Mills cosmetic surgery does it ! What a nasty cow what did she say when her little friend got drunk who bless her heart could only have been in her early 20’s “Oh darling this is Marbella not Falaraki” - oh sod off you sanctimonious old trout no wonder your other half left you if you talk to people like crap… Apparently POSH is looking for staff ! Why doesn’t that suprise me… and heard through the gossip along the coast that Lisa ” oh the baby’s getting wet” Twathead is a lottery winner… says it all really… Money can’t buy class…. BARB I don’t know you - but you are the most sensible one on there - I ran a salon in Essex… if one of my clients had the audacity to stub her cigarette out on my salon floor I would have made her lick it up …
March 28th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Christie dear, you sound a tad bitter. Are you usually so vituperative or is it hormonal ? I’d hate for your blood pressure to sky rocket and you risk all the nasty afflictions which accompany such ill health. How about reaching for the OFF button on the remote next time you feel so riled ? Just a thought …
March 28th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
This was the first episode I had seen. Horrific! As someone who knows Marbella well this was a disgrace. These women should hang their heads in shame. They are very thick, exceptionally unattrative, and a disgrace to to women in general and Marbella in particular. Lisa is beyond comment. who on earth would go anywhwere near the Posh salon where the very ill tempered staff have to be instructed about the basics of how to file a nail, or go anywhere near “Truelove” (that is an absurd and ridiculous name) to have their boobs pushed around by a wannabe lesbian? If she is an advert for how to look good, God help us all and her clinic in particular. As for the bars and restaurants -there are thankfully many others not featured where decent folk can go. This group of “friends” should stick togther - who else would want to know them? The only one who is slightly better than the rest and should get some distance from the others as fast as possible is Barbs.
March 29th, 2007 at 7:46 am
I think you are right, I know barbera and she is a real grafter and extremely nice person. I think you can see that in the show. She does not compare to that disgusting man in drag Truelove. Somebody has commented that she has been a liar in the past. Well all I can say is she still is lying because obviously it’s a bloke, as for posh she like her boyfriend are history down here.Another Brit coming here on a wing and a prayer and before you ask no I am not English. Just an angry Marbelli who has to listen to so many brits saying that this show has destroyed Marbella.Do you Brits not realise that the show is there to entertain, Marbella and it’s population is not just about the Brits how arrogant to think that. Marbella will thrive with or without you but at the same time welcomes you.Anyone can come here and if they want to they can see the real Marbella meet the real people, and live the real life like I and my whole family do. Now you must excuse me because it’s a beautiful day and I am going to go for a run in the mountains. Enjoy the rain!
March 29th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Steve, Marbella is Marbella. Spain is Spain. It’s not considered a joke by the rest of Europe for nothing, you know. Countries like the UK need somewhere to dump their unwanted dregs and Spain is the perfect option. We tried Greece and Turkey but they got wise to what the decent folks in the UK were up to (getting rid of the chavs). Some of the Spanish may be honest and hard working but they’re in the minority, sadly. Perhaps you should consider why Spain has never never been such an economic powerhouse like Germany or the UK? Enjoy your run in the mountains and I hope you don’t get mugged by a peasant looking for an easy target.
March 29th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Realist, all I can say is get real. The Uk is a power in decline, selling everything off from cars to banks,(Abbey to Santander,Spanish Bank) Germany too is having great difficulties after unifying.I personally don’t think Spain has done too badly since they have emerged from a dictatorship in 76. I think you have missed the thread totally, we are not talking about the dishonest Spaniard which I agree there are plenty, but about certain english ex pats who have made a rather amusing program and too many people are sticking it on marbella in general which is unfair. In fact I am at this moment in a very nice restaurant in pueto banus, yes there are some, it is full of every nationality and they are normal including the english. but that wouldn’t sell tv time would it. By the way all I met on my run was a goat herder who bid me good morning.
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I knew Geoff when he was happily married with a beautiful wife and two beautiful sons. It is so sad to see this programme knowing it is being broadcast in the UK at a time when his beautiful wife and two beautiful sons (estranged) are struggling to make a life for themselves in the UK. His sons attended Kings College in Marbella but were told they had to leave as their school fees had not been paid - can you imagine? They now attend state school in the UK but as they had such a grounded upbringing from their mother, they have settled in quite well. Sadly, they are of ‘no fixed abode’ at present as they have brought none of the luxeries they afforded in Marbella with them and Geoff has ‘no money’ to support his sons.
April 4th, 2007 at 12:34 am
Dear “Mark” and “John” If you say you know me then you will know that Linda and I separated 2 years ago and Louise and myself have been together for 10 months!!!only.
Mark are you the guy who had an affair with Linda !!!
And as for Linda being ill Yes she was and still is and was supported through out and will be in the future you medling little ……
AS for car cloning - You better get your facts straight. for your information Linda decided to go back to the UK and she still has a home here in Marbella which we are selling and she is getting all the money from.
The Biggest issue is here is the port rail is total wrong especially for Louise who has worked so hard hear to establish a business and succeeded for the last 4 years and has had it blown away over this TV program, She has never stolen anybody from there husbands quite the contrary and is extremely protective of her Daughters she asl has a very nice family home in the UK and has no debts at all wrong girl.
IF you have such strong views then maybe you would like to come and have a chat with me at my closed down garage!!! you know where it is I think. As for the restaurant Yes its Jaipur Pink in Puerto Banus , and yes its closed pending a court action for Fraud an action taken by myself.
April 4th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Sadly i left the ITV on after the football - and as a result was exposed to this garbage. Not a good representation of Marbella - but a small glimpse into the sad world of these sadder people. The production company should be ashamed also - another brainless TV show made for the brainless on the brainless. These idiots (I include the TV production company ) have no idea of what a fantastic place this is and what is on offer here. I suspect they never will. I will be sure to turn my TV off next time. Have a nice life - losers.
April 4th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Barbs rules
April 4th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
This program is awesome.
Obviously the production company has done their homework and picked the 5 worsy woman they could find to make the show more entertaining. I dont seem to see what everyones problem is the media hype is making the show a roaring success and the Marbella tourism will only benefit from this.
As for Jeff. Man you must have seriously been having a dry patch. Why the hell would you want to be with an ugly bint like that. I dont know who is sadder the people that watch the show to complain or you Jeff for not noticing an ugly golddigger. Wake up smell the roses and place the bint back on the street corner where you found her.
April 4th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Never mind all the bitching i want to hear Jo sing that karoke song again it had me in fits of laughter
April 5th, 2007 at 11:59 am
shame barbs thought a fox round her neck would help her pull….
i thought she was ok till then…
if that lisa is pregnant again i just dont know what to think
she does not deserve it at all…
April 5th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
barbs cafe will def benefit from it, she wasnt supposed to be on it, the crew used to eat in her cafe then asked her to be in the last three shows. as for the fox thing, each to there own, its that generation, its not gonna come back to life by not wearing it is it
April 5th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
thought i would read the comments instead of whatching it this time. it seems i did’nt miss anything.
I heard on the grape vine that louise got the money to open the salon by entertaining gentelmen!!!!!!
Nothing surprises anymore.
April 7th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Believe you me, Louise Marriott has had more pricks than a hedgehog!She is a calculating self centred piece of trash, who incidentally does enjoy grabbing other peoples boyfriends/husbands. She is not deserving of the 3 lovely girls she has. I heard she lied to the Spanish hospitals when she first arrived in Spain,claiming she was on holiday so medical bills were sent to the UK.She is a scheming, bucktoothed cheat on a par with Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction….only difference…Louise was and maybe still is an Escort Girl. Watch out Geoff, everyone in Boston feels sorry for you…we all know the truth.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Hello I heard in one of the episodes so far there has been a tall dark haired man named ‘tris.’
Any conformation of this would be most welcome, a clip of the video or ANY information about what part this man played in the program etc etc.
If he is who I think he is, he is a long lost friend and I would be wanting to get in contact with him.
ANY INFORMATION AT ALL IS WELCOME.
Thanks,
James.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Just watched tonights episode.So glad the German girl was spared from working with the bucktooth Geek. POSH wants to wash her mouth out for slagging off the Germans oh and the French.She is so Dippy…wake up Geoff…put her back on the street corner!
April 11th, 2007 at 12:36 am
Where did Lisa’s fella make his so called money?
April 11th, 2007 at 8:55 am
If you were (un)lucky enough to VDO the first episode then you’ll have heard Lisa say that her hubby Joe “came into a bit of money from his family” i.e. he inherited it.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Having witnessed Louise M in action screaming and swearing at Geoff in his restaurant several weeks ago I´m not surprised that she has no staff for her so called salons!!. Nobody wants to work for her or even be around her. Whatever staff she’s had only last a few days because of that foul mouth and temper of hers. The show she put on at Geoffs restaurant Jaipur Purple was spectacular, which by the way is the best Indian Restaurant
on the coast and the staff are lovely. Geoff, please open your eyes, get out before its to late. Nobody deserves that!
April 11th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
These people that I am going name now :
1.Wayne Collins
2.Marbie and
3.Anonymous
better get there act together:
my mum is the best mum you can ever imagen and she has never taken 1 euro from geoff infact he moved in to live with mum and us in our house. The salon is my mums and she has worked hard all her life to suport us children as for her being thrown out of the restaurant he owns that was because he took it out on my mum that his kids went back to England that day and the people they were with had lived here 25 years and will never speak to Geoff again because of this you know nothing about my mum. so leave her alone.And remember that I also read these nasty comments.
regards
Louise’s children Abigail Becky and charlotte.
P.S : my mum has always payed our rent and school fees she is no escort and stays in with us every night.we have never been to hospital and nether has she here…Mr.Anonymous!!! and been single foe 9 years before meeting Geoff.If you wish to question me I go to the school Kings Collage now known as I.C.S.P in year 5 dC.(with the present of my form teacher, headmistress and my mother)
April 11th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
These people that I am going name now :
1.Wayne Collins
2.Marbie and
3.Anonymous
better get there act together:
my mum is the best mum you can ever imagen and she has never taken 1 euro from geoff infact he moved in to live with mum and us in our house. The salon is my mums and she has worked hard all her life to suport us children as for her being thrown out of the restaurant he owns that was because he took it out on my mum that his kids went back to England that day and the people they were with had lived here 25 years and will never speak to Geoff again because of this you know nothing about my mum. so leave her alone.And remember that I also read these nasty comments.
regards
Louise’s children Abigail Becky and charlotte.
P.S : my mum has always payed our rent and school fees she is no escort and stays in with us every night.we have never been to hospital and nether has she here…Mr.Anonymous!!! and been single foe 9 years before meeting Geoff.If you wish to question me I go to the school Kings Collage now known as I.C.S.P in year 5 dC.(with the present of my form teacher, headmistress and my mother)I cant wait to meat you people because you are sad and pathetic even the little kids in nursery act better behaved then you are and also with a higher I.Q.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
hello guys…
I for one think the show is amazing , a real laugh. Although it deeply saddens me however to see louses name slandered as she is a great personal friend of mine. I always speak very highly of her and hold her in the highest regard. She has always helped me mentally and emotionally through thick and thin. And has always been the first person that I can rely on. She has a thriving professional buissness which is very popular hear on the costa del sol. Unfortunatly the program has done her no justice and has covered up her true personality. I do not wish to get into an argument over this,only to try and justify the show and defend one of the highest qualified bueatitions on the costa del sol. I only wish I have succeeded in defending and sticking up for a very close friend as she has repetadly done for me in the past.
kind regards
Jane Dawson
April 11th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I dont know anybody in Marbella Belles but I have been looking at these comments- are people so bored with there lives that they have to write trashy comments about people. wake up you are affecting peoples lives here in Marbella.
April 11th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
I heard one of these guys is a lottery winner !! wonder which one ???
April 11th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Dear “Mark” and “John” If you say you know me then you will know that Linda and I separated 2 years ago and Louise and myself have been together for 10 months!!!only.
Mark are you the guy who had an affair with Linda !!!
And as for Linda being ill Yes she was and still is and was supported through out and will be in the future you medling little ……
AS for car cloning - You better get your facts straight. for your information Linda decided to go back to the UK and she still has a home here in Marbella which we are selling and she is getting all the money from.
The Biggest issue is here is the port rail is total wrong especially for Louise who has worked so hard hear to establish a business and succeeded for the last 4 years and has had it blown away over this TV program, She has never stolen anybody from there husbands quite the contrary and is extremely protective of her Daughters she asl has a very nice family home in the UK and has no debts at all wrong girl.
IF you have such strong views then maybe you would like to come and have a chat with me at my closed down garage!!! you know where it is I think. As for the restaurant Yes its Jaipur Pink in Puerto Banus , and yes its closed pending a court action for Fraud an action taken by myself.
April 11th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Why dont you all Lay off Louise and myself you are damaging Childrens lives here. Times are hard enough without this aggro. grow up and worry about your own lives you sad people.
Geoff
April 11th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Well i dont know Louise Marriot but personally i think she is amazing and gorgeous! I would give anything for a date with her! Geoff’s a lucky bloke if you ask me!
Dont worry about the comments Louise there just all jealous of such a gorgeous successful woman, i think your amazing!
Ste
April 11th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
hi Ste thank you for that beautiful comment you sent me and that has made me really happy compared to all the other comments
Louise
April 12th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I think the show is a waste of time.
why did these people agree to film because there making such fools out of them selves…. great comedy for a tuesday night put it that way….
April 13th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Louise…… I’m an avid viewer of the show but I’m not sure the production team have your best interests at heart, they are not portraying you ladies in the best light!! However, despite how the show portrays you I think you come across as a lovely lady who’s worked hard and kept your lovely family together….
I’m extremely intrigued by your business and what the future holds for it. As a fellow Beauty Salon owner in the UK with ambitions to branch out into Europe I would love to talk with you…. If you are willing let me know what channels to follow to do so. Many thanks, Eleanor
April 14th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Think Ste is after a S… ! Notice Bucktooth was quick to answer ha ha !!! What supposedly salon owner would allow someone to stub their cigarette out on the salon floor? As for the Beauty Salon Owner…it’s probably you POSH ?
April 15th, 2007 at 1:05 am
that lady whos has the shop posh is broke and her husband won the lottery very lucky if you ask me
April 17th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I’ve been watching the show ever since they put it up on the air, and may i say that these girls have children! WHat do they think they are doing to them? Humiliating them. They are getting teased at school and all sorts.
The girls should be ashamed of them selves.
April 17th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Poor loser Louise POSH. She is so well known in Puerto Banus. Her kids are so vulnerable and are bound to know the truth by now.
After meeting this crazed woman, I’d hope that she’d be straightjacketed soon. Foul-mouthed, ignorant and a thief of the lowest order, it is little wonder that those who also know her, never wish to see or hear of her ever again. Poor Poor kids !
April 17th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
MMMMmm! Hey girls! Why are we so hard on goofy Louise! Sure, she is well past her shelf life, and I’d guess that she needs her cylinder re-lined one more time. ( Does POSH 2 service such a treatment?) We all know that Mad Marriot does for tact and decorum, what George W. Bush has done for World peace. But please, now that she has humiliated herself in front of the camera, more than any other woman in modern times, let’s just allow her to melt away into oblivium.
Advice to GEOFF: slip away my boy. slip away, and get yourself a life!
April 17th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Watch your back Geoff…SHE has the bunnies lined up !
April 18th, 2007 at 8:45 am
I have never seen such a lot of wrinkly old prunes trying to pretend they’re hot young chicks. One of them says she’s 38 but looks at least 48. I wonder what the Spanish make of them all - I hope they don’t think all of us Brits are as common and vulgar.
April 18th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Miss Marriot should not be put back on the street corner at all. Why should the Marbella public be harrassed with her any more?
Simply lift the stone from which she crept, place the sad person back under it, then rest the stone on the ground. Finally, add concrete.
Foster the kids, and help them back to a normal life again.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Cannot undestand that these silly vacant common women think that they are living the life of “the rich and famous!” Regina’s is nowhere near the best restaurant in Marbella, Babs fries eggs for a living and can’t afford a boat, Louise Marriott can’t get her business expanded through lack of money, Truelove is clutching at straws having discounted surgery (that poor Italian guy was on mission impossible to improve her last night!) and has moved her very scared looking (well you would be wouldn’t you with her!)toyboy into her very un posh flat, drives around in a faded BMW and Lisa lives in not the best area in a flat with a communcal pool. Jo drives all the way to Gibraltar to buy sheets on the cheap. Having false nails, big false boobs, a fake tan and a big mouth is not “living the life.” Anyone can go down to Peurto Banus and drink at the bars - it is not expensive. Let’s see them in some decent clothes for once maybe having dinner at the Marbella Club but of course it would be hard for them to know how to behave there and how to dress in an elegant non tarty way. Who on earth would invite them in the first place?!They really are the most awful bunch of women we have had thrust onto us on TV for a long time!! I only watch so I can leap to the defence of Marbella as intelligent people know the place is not like this and they are not representative.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:40 am
“Now you must excuse me because it’s a beautiful day and I am going to go for a run in the mountains. Enjoy the rain!”
Hate to burst your little bubble Steve but the weather in the UK has been beautiful. We in the UK watching this show feel nothing but shame at the mornonic Brits who have settled there while not bothering to learn a word of Spanish or assimilate into the culture. Better you’re there than here I suppose….
April 18th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Don’t worry my bubble will never burst, to be quite honest we need the rain, just as the UK needs the sun. Just as you have assumed that I am English is the reason why I have written my comments. I will say it one more time just to burst your “little bubble”. Marbella is full of hard working, respectable ex-pats of every nationality including British which I am not.I have a multitude of friends from the UK living here as they would there, perefectly normally. The people portrayed in this program are sensational and do not represent the vast majority of british people here. In fact they do not even represent themselves as I know one of the ladies and while she might be crude and irresponible on the TV in real life she is the perfect mother to her sons.You in fact should be looking towards your own country and the reasons why they choose to make programs such as this to knock your own people. We from the rest of Europe are laughing at you not Marbella, we in Marbella didn’t make this program, you in England did. I for one look at it as entertainment, nothing more. Now you must excuse me but I am going for another run in the rain. Enjoy the sun while it lasts and get ready for the hose pipe ban and you say Spain is the laughing stock of Europe!
April 18th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Well where do we start with the so called marbella belles there not only fake in the sense off apperance,there not all as rich as they mak out to be. The million euro houses the claim to own are rented. They spend money on inportant things ie clothes shoes and makeup they foregett about the essentials. They dont all earn there money by working , they lie on their backs and take whatever rich man comes allong, and im sorry there nationally making a mockery out of the rest of us that live here. i assure you were not all as air headded.
April 18th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
The reason why the woman Marriot is unable to make a life / and a decent living in Spain, apart from living off desperate men, is because she is known to trades and businesses here, as a very bad investment. Her wide reputation as a cheat, liar and tempestuous friek does her no favours. This TV show has one good point - it lets the world know how pathetic and awful Louise Marriot truly is.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Geoff, Have you been for a cheak up recently? Sure everything OK down there!?
April 19th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Geoff. Worry not man.
I am convinced that you are unable to touch the sides anyway.
So many others before you have ground and ground, and made “Easy Passage” for you.
It is the face of Marriot ( like a dropped mince pie ) that must give you nightmares my friend.
April 20th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Geoff “Why dont you all Lay off Louise and myself you are damaging Childrens lives here. Times are hard enough without this aggro. grow up and worry about your own lives you sad people.”
maybe you should have thought of that when considering whether to take part in this program?
April 20th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
how pathetic, its a TV show, it was clear from the start that they women involved would get portrayed like this, and im pretty sure they are able to laugh at themselves, and luagh at people like you lot taking it so seriously. i know for a fact that barbs is laughing at herself so why don’t u take a lesson from these so called airheads and just remember its TV, it wouldnt be on air if it was true to life as there would be nothing to show!
April 21st, 2007 at 9:10 am
Agree with you there mate !Might be worth a check up ?
April 21st, 2007 at 9:21 am
Thats why Marriott fled to Spain ! Couldn’t keep up with her bills in the UK…not even the school ones in the end, I heard. How disgusting is that,when she expected free tuition for her kids at other peoples expense. What goes round,comes round. I hope I cross her path one day, so I can look her in the eye and see the cheat and liar for what she is. She is a complete laughing stock in the UK !!!
April 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am
The comments are more entertaining than the programme !Does mad Mariott believe she is hardworking, when she is drinking and smoking on the job. She is a bad advertisement in the Beauty Industry and she should be abolished. I feel sorry for her family. She has no respect from anyone back in her home town. People are splitting their sides laughing at her lies and deceipt on TV.Too late to portray the sad, hard done by victim that wouldn’t chase a man for his money. Everyone knows what your’e about Mariott. If you wnat to play salons, go buy some Barbie dolls !! Oh and please Spain, try and keep her a bit longer.The Uk’s smelling of roses at the moment!!
April 21st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Oi Mariott…Those that laugh last, laugh the longest…!!!!
April 21st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
ME COME BACK FROM PHILPINES, NO LIKE IT THERE DOG NO TASTE GOOD!MUCH BETTER IN MARBELLA. MAYBE GET JOB IN POSH, GET PAID GOOD AND YOU CAN EAT THE BOSS TOO! OR MAYBE MOVE TO ENGLAND I HEAR PLENTY DOG THERE!
April 21st, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I saw 30 marbella belles last night, they were in a restaurant raising hell all dressed up as angels and one had a huge plastic mans p…s attached to her head. They were all drunk and extremely rude and abusive to me, I am a Spanish waiter and I can speak 2 languages. I see dees peeple every week in the place I work so I do not understand why people are so amazed at this silly program. As far as I can see these women are the same as normal british ladies not all but alot. Thankyou
April 21st, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Parasite Marriot has done a marvellous job of deceiving the TV company that she is interesting enough to shoot. Well, she is at least deceiptful enough to shoot. Why does such a tacky piece of slime survive for so long? Lies, lies and more lies. Even to the point that the sad insect even lies to herself.
Social Services back in the UK would soon have the children from her, and in care. What a lousy Mum!
We all have your card marked lady.
We await your next GRAND FAILURE.
By the way, some twit is posing as LIN LIN on this forum. I wonder ??
April 21st, 2007 at 9:46 pm
I would like to shake your hand Happy Golucky !Agree, her kids are ORNAMENTS !
April 21st, 2007 at 11:03 pm
WELL DONE SHERLOCK,YOU MAKE LIN LIN VERY UNHAPPY. ME JUST TRY TO MAKE A BITTER AND TWISTED THREAD A LITTLE MORE LIGHT HEARTED. WHY YOU CALLED HAPPY GO LUCKY, SHOULD BE BITTER AND TWISTED
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 am
Cor blimey happy golucky get the poker outa ya arse, what did she do to you
except steal your boyfriend. Suggest you limeys with the sense of humour failures look in the mirror and see who`s having the last laugh.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:42 am
ME TOTARY AGLEE WITH YOU,PERCIVAL!HAPPY GO RUCKY GET A RIFE.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I wonder ?
are LIN LIN and Percival actually the notorious, frieky, poxy and quite mad Marriot ??
Which other cretins could possibly defend mad Marriot so sadly?
The truth is now out folks, so just accept fact, and eat humble pie.
P.S. I am certainly NOT whom you guess. What a PILLOCK you are!
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Y’ know Lin Lin ( you sure are NOT Phillipina )
You are simply as big a con and fraud as Louise marriot.
Me? I am so overjoyed to know that mad Marriot shot herself in the foot by appearing in the TV farce.
Mmmm. Life could not be so sweeter!
Thanks once again dumb Louise…..
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
MADAM HAPPY GO RUCKY, YOU SURE HAVE ISSUES, YOU ARE LIGHT. I NO PHILIPINA BUT THEN AGAIN YOU SURE AINT HAPPY GO RUCKY EITHER. IF YOU LEAD MY EARRIAR POST I WANT TO EAT HER AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE ALL EAT IN PHILIPINES. GET A RIFE AND JUST ENJOY THE PLOGLAM FOR WHAT IT IS. BYE BYE
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Hey Lin Lin,
I have never watched the programme ( life is far too short )
But like so many decent folk, I do know mad Marriot, and we all understand why the sad lady is so demented and rejected.
She has no defence to these facts.
Do you Louise ? ( silly girl! )
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I CANNOT COMMENT ON SOMEONE I DO NOT KNOW, THOUGH I MUST AGLEE WITH YOU SHE HAS COME ACLOSS A RITTLE ODD.BUT LIKE YOU SAY “RIFE TO SHORT” LEMEMBER, IF SHE HAS DONE WLONG THEN WHAT COMES ALOUND GOES ALOUND.
April 23rd, 2007 at 9:20 am
to the LIN LIN poster - racial sterrotypes are so amusing, perhaps you could pretend to be one of those darkies next?
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
SOLLY STEVE, ME NO LACIARIST, YOU PERHAPS CONFUSE ME WITH MY GOOD FLIEND PING PONG. ME JUST TLYING TO BLIGHTEN UP A LATHER SAD FORUM. COME ON NOW EVERLYBODY, GLOUP HUG! RIKE HAPPYGORUCKY SAY “RIFE TOO SHORT”. NOW ME HUNGLY. IT LUNCH TIME. HERE SPOT, HERE BOY.
April 24th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Of course I am sure that the editing on this programme has portrayed the ladies on this programme in a far worse light than what they normally are.
Nevertheless some of the behaviour witnessed has been embarrassing and tarnishes the image of most Brits who are decent people.
Lisa has come off the worst as she continued to smoke and drink when pregnant and then sadly lost her child.
What will not help their cause are people rushing to defend them on here who appear to be completely illiterate!
April 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
I am really sorry marbella bells is over I will miss seeing Louise marriot MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF and may be her rich Boyfriend might find the consience to support his ill estranged wife as she struggles to bring up her kids on social welfare benifits back in england.
April 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Hey Valky.
well, the programme sure does not portray mad Marriot in a worse light than she actually is. This towrag of a woman has a long string of fraud, deceptions, and theft from decent people who were initially unaware of her nasty and unlawful ways. Marriot is bereft of morals, steals other folk’s belongings, fails to pay bills and swears like a true moronic lunatic.
Her good points? She is out of the UK, and unlikely to return, as it is most likely that the VAT lads et al are after her dues.
I’d give her a further month or so with luckless Geoff, before he finally discovers what a TRUE SUCKER he has been. Geoff IS a decent sort - just vulnerable now.
April 25th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Hey Lin Lin wanna be my pen pal?? Sad ol`Go lucky seems to have run out of steam and now the show is finished who next is going to be the victim of such vitriol? (watch this cyberspace) and hey go lucky hang onto your nicks nicks and watch out your boyfriend doesn`t get nicked by a Louise lookalike, I mean there`s not accounting for taste even if the eyes are a bit poppy outy. Oh well………….Or say what Lin Lin ,say I set you up with a blind date with Geoff? could be the answer to all your prayers, a better tasting woof woof at a classier restaurant, Watch out Puerto Banus!! Its Geoff and Lin Lin on the windscreen of the latest Chelsea Tractor.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Hey Percy.
would it surprise you if you were told that I may be a bloke ?
And Yes Harry, the clever TV lads HAVE found in Sad Marriot, someone who is the perfect foil. I’d guess that Marriot was selected simply because she is so obviously dumb enough to see what a FOOL she makes of herself, so very often.
We all fear for how her dear girls may turn out. Surely never like Loopy Louise.
P.S. so good to see the rain behind us. Now for a real HOT summer. Stay posted at P.B. ladies !
April 26th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Louise,
I dont know what the truth is and I dont care, I think you and Jo (the Karaoke queen) are great and you are the sexiest thing on a tuesday night for me (any night actually)
Keep at it girl and if you dump Geoff, let me know where the queue starts!!!
Dave xx
April 26th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Dave old son. Let’s get real here.
Louise Marriot can never dump G. He is her gravy train. She survives by parasitic suction to well-off men. Just like Geoff.
This has been her M.O. for almost 15 years. A woman like she, is plainly held together by artificial means: plus a lot of bottle.
Can you not see how fake the person is Dave? Inside and outside.
Boy ! you sure gotta be DESPERATE !
April 26th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
i only must agree with rocksteady
my wife told me story all about this neurotic woman yes. she is very bad news for good man
how come she is very lucky all the time she has no magician
why is she bad mouth with swearing all the time
April 27th, 2007 at 8:23 am
sad old dave, seems there is no queue for louise so you go straight to the front very brave or very stupid if you ask me, think the long suffering geoff , is not so wealthy after all, good luck and be afraid very afraid….
April 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I am moving to spain in a couple of months time so I may be lucky.
I think shes hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Thanks Carmen
Sad? Nope. Just retiring at 44 to spain and planning to set up home. May even run my businesses from there but planning to let others do the work. Need a nice, pleasant, sexy girl and thought she was the mark. It would never happen with her anyway as she is lovved up with Geoff.
Good luck to her but if it all goes pear shaped….
And good luck to all of you too.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Well i agree with you Dave, Louise M is gorgeous, so get in the queue behind me! I’d take her out anytime and buy her whatever she wanted given the chance to be going out with her!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Thanks Ste
But you got a reply from Louise!! Lucky Bstd!
Envious of Chingford
April 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Hey there Ste and DaveRave!
If any of the other comments on this site are even half true, you two certainly seem to be gluttons for punishment! But nice to see Louise M with a fan club at last! Makes a change I say!
Good luck to both of ya and may the best man win!
April 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Britney,
Yeah right LOL
Like I will hear from her!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
DaveRave,
LOL! Well, you never know - never say never! Just nice to hear some light-hearted, positive comments in the face of all the ugly statements we’ve heard so far!
Best of luck with the move to Spain.
April 28th, 2007 at 10:17 am
so nice that its ended on such a nice note everyone being so nice to the lovely louise………….. what is wrong with you all ……
April 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Lovely? Ha Ha - Wouldn’t quite go that far! Think it must be the heat going to their heads. They’re not used to it in the UK!!!!!!
April 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Yes it was very entertaining and even a little sad (for all the poor children involved) but life goes on here in Marbella. And everywhere else. Nowhere’s perfect but I think life is what you make it and here you can do well if you work hard and mix with the right people. Of all the 6 shows the comments that stick most are the ones L M made to her poor daughter when she arrived at the airport. How can you not see your child for six bloody months when Easy Jet is SO cheap?? She looked like a lovely girl. Good luck to all of them and keep smiling Jo! We love you. Actually, I have met her and she is a really lovely person.
April 28th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
OMG ! I hear this series is up for a BAFTA in the Light Entertainment category. Are they that desperate ?!!
April 28th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
No! I don’t believe it!! They must be that desperate.
April 29th, 2007 at 11:30 am
got to agree with wonder,LM needs to get her prioritys sorted out,not the way to greet your child at the airport maybe she prefers to look natural with her own hair etc, just a thought………………
April 29th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
True, Carmen.
…and I bet being 15 years old and being called “tubs” by your mother (after 6 months away) went down wonderfully as well! I agree, her daughter looked lovely.
April 29th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
How great to see the TV critic - Jaci Stephen, Mail on Sunday - slate this horrendous programme. She is right - “a load of vacuous plastic women talking about nothing.” Lord defend us from any more useless info about Truelove’s huge big blue veined boobs let alone any more close ups of them squashed into tiny tops that a cute 20 year old should be wearing - quite disgusting - does she think this makes her a Marbella Belle?? She should check out what the word Belle means - they all should, becsuse none of them have anything going for them in that department let alone in the personality area. They should all check into that cosmetic clinic and get a face transplant!!! Hopefully we never have to hear that screeching common voice of Jo’s aagain or listen to her cheap boring shopping trips buying stuff for herself - who cares? Or see the truly failed swearing “business woman” Louise and her incompetent dispirited salon staff - useless as a mother too it seems. Only eclipsed by the utterly utterly awful “Lisa” with a mouth like a sewer and a face to match. Poor poor Lin Lin and that beautiful little baby boy whose name she can’t remember. Even Jaci Stepehn agress with comments above that Barbara should not be aligning herself with this stupid ignorant charmless bunch of depressing ‘past it’ women. The men in their lives must be really really desperate!!!
April 29th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
@Asheley: Sorry to disappoint you but the producers have already been back to Marbella and plans are afoot to film a 2nd series in the Autumn/Fall. There’ll be a change to some of “the Belles” but doubtless the replacements will be equally entertaining.
And what’s wrong with oggling someone’s tits if they want to show ‘em to the camera ?
April 30th, 2007 at 9:37 am
The NOTW, I