After being gathered at the table for what some speculated was a new arrival – who Marcus hoped would have big t*ts – and others speculated was a task, all were pretty disappointed when Marcus read a laminate informing them they had to clean the house.

However, last week they were provided with pop music while they cleaned so this week, they’re getting thrash metal and not many of them were all that pleased, least of all Marcus.

As tracks from Sepultura, Mastodon and Blood Tsunami rocked the house, Marcus yelled,

“Play some ******* Iron Maiden and not this shout metal ****” adding, “I hope they’re not gonna play this ******* rubbish for the next hour”

Oh dear… Iron Maiden? That’s like, so 1980 man, and the bad news goes on for Marcus; BB will continue to play it until the house is shining like a new pin. Rock on.