On tonight’s Celebrity version of Living’s Four Weddings, jungle babe Nicola McLean starts proceedings with her celebrity wedding. With all three celebrity competitors seated for her ceremony, ex boyband member Dane Bowers sings whilst the bride to be makes it down the aisle. Terry is not so impressed by Nicola’s dress “big dress, I’m not into that and she kind of walked in holding it.” In agreement Phil comments “It was that thing that should be on a toilet roll in your grandma’s toilet.” After the ceremony and much encouragement from Phil, Terry strips to his undies and jumps into the pond surrounding the venue.

Next is East 17’s Terry Coldwell, who cannot hide is disappointment that fellow band member Brian Harvey turns up late missing the service, strangely enough Brian also seems to be accompanying DJ Talent to the reception. Onto the first marryoke which starts as a wedding waltz to KC and JoJo’s All My Love and soon turns into a re-enactment of Michael Jackson’s thriller. Not easily pleased, Nicola remarks “They did about five of the dance steps that were in the Thriller video really badly, no-one else joined in and there was a bit of smoke and it was absolutely horrendous.” Onto the evening’s entertainment and the guest’s are treated to an East 17 performance.

Onto Phil and Gary’s wedding, the three celebrities are treated to a theatrical, Midsummer Night’s celebration, complete with fairies, models on stilts and unicorns. A little confused, Nicola admits “I actually saw unicorns, I actually did think that was their hair thing or their horn thing and then Terry told me it wasn’t so feel slightly stupid now.” Back to the competition she goes on “I have to admit I am slightly worried about the competition.” Terry on the other hand feels like he has just walked into Narnia. After the ceremony the guests enjoy entertainment from a host of acts including X Factor singer Brenda, who battles through her performance even during a power cut.

Last up is Sandra Dickinson’s big day, at movie production house Shepperton Studios. Doing what she likes best, Nicola is straight on the offensive. On Sandra’s younger husband Mark, she remarks “I think he should shave that, he looks a bit of a beast and the white suit I’m not feeling it.” Terry however, hasn’t a bad word to say about Sandra, who walks down the aisle in a lacy white number “I thought, I bet she has a lacy thong under that as well” not stopping there, he later congratulates her newly wedded husband by adding “If she wasn’t marrying you, I’d have been there you know.

Celebrity Four Weddings airs on Living on tonight at 9pm