What better way to promote your band’s latest single than to hole up in a house for three weeks with your new-found sexy blonde soul-mate, a couple of transvestites and the most evil politician of our times? (Actually I liked Galloway until the bullying incident, but the shine’s worn off now).

While Preston was locked up, his mates were busy on the outside, re-releasing Boys Will Be Boys. It’s been on all the music channels today and it started off being irritating, but now I can’t get it out of my head. I’ve tried drilling it out and everyfing! Having said that, the rap bit in the middle is so 90′s – would have been better if they’d got Mike Skinner to do a spot.

Well done to the lads anyway. Preston’s going to need to keep busy in the weeks ahead, and he seems to be a bit confused over the state of his romantic life at the moment. Apparently the bookies have stopped taking bets on the two getting engaged by the end of the year. What a mess!