Leaving the Big Brother house in a hail of boos, ol’ rubber face Pete Burns (whose last significant job was in the 80′s fronting one-hit wonders Dead Or Alive) has finished in 5th place.

It was almost impossible to hear the interview over the mob chanting “Off, off, off”.

I’m so glad to see that guy out of the house, if only to get “Dude Looks Like A Lady” out of my head! That expressionless face, those evil piercing eyes, the weirdo lips.

The lips. Ha! That dude could fall on his face and he’d bounce straight back up! What a nasty, nasty, nasty piece of work….

Take comfort, people, in the news that they’re releasing “You Spin Me Right Round” again. Expect to see Pete in (yet another) Channel 4 80′s retrospective coming to your screen.