For a change – not – the housemates are going on about gameplans again this morning.

In the garden with Noirin, Karly, Charlie and Kris making up the audience, Lisa has been ranting on about Halfwit’s gameplan…

“I tell you something – he’s not silly. He’s playing the game, trust me.”

She then began pacing the garden, adding, “If you get too cocky with yourself, you ******* lose it.”

Yes Lisa, it never does to get too cocky with yourself. Yourself might slap you around if you get too cocky with it…

In a lull, Karly chipped in with, “He said ‘I think the other person is going because they do more controversial things than me’, but he wants to be an MP. He’s one for arguing, that’s what he’s about, so when he’s up for nomination he doesn’t argue.”

And if anyone has any clue what that meant, please do let me know.

Lisa then continued, “I’m telling you now, he’s a player. He spoke to me one night on the bench, he’s playing the game, trust me.”

Gasp! Well if we’d known he’d spoken to her on the bench, I suspect that he may well have been the one to leave last night! Erm, not.

“He likes watching social groups and how people change and what groups they go into” said Kris, much to Lisa’s approval.

“He’s definitely playing the game” she confirmed, just in case someone, somewhere missed the fact she thinks he’s playing a game.

“But he’ll never get past me” she concluded before going off for a fag.

Eek.