As part of this week’s shopping task, Rodrigo has been called to the diary room to meet the Queen, or, more precisely, a Queen lookalike. Poor Rodrigo.

It seems that cruel BB gathered the housemates on the sofas before calling Rodrigo into the diary room. He then told Rodrigo that following their posting of his letter to her Maj, she had consented to meet with him.

“Oh my GOD!!!!” screamed Rodrigo in the diary room while the others watched on the plasma screen.

“Big Brother asked the Queen if she would be able to pop in for tea” said Big Brother.

“You’re joking, Big Brother” gasped Rodrigo.

“Are you happy to have tea with the Queen?” continued Big Brother.

“I don’t know how to say. I’m more than happy. Are you being serious? Don’t joke with me. It’s very serious!” Rodrigo said sincerely.

Then Big Brother told Rodrigo that he would have to sing the National Anthem because it was the Queen’s “favourite song,” while in the living area, the plasma screen was turned off.

“If that actually happened it would be the biggest thing ever” said Siavash, stating the somewhat obvious.

“It so won’t happen” said Bea.

“It’s good PR” said Halfwit.

Then Big Brother spoke to the house and told them that Big Brother had hired a Queen lookalike.

“If all housemates convince Rodrigo that he is meeting the Queen, they will win five tokens and all will win a brilliant individual prize” Big Brother announced.

“We have to do this!” shouted Siavash prompting everyone to think up ways they could convince poor Rodrigo that he’d actually met the real Queen.

Bless him…