Tonight we are in for a treat! While watching our nightly does of Love Island we get to see former Boyzone singer Shane Lynch have THE talk with model Sophie Anderton.

Sophie has spent the last two weeks telling anyone that will listen how much she likes Shane and how besotted she is with him. She has also frequently added that she knows he feels the same way. Unfortunately for her, it seems that Shane thoughts on the matter couldn’t be more different than her own.

Shane approached Sophie and began by saying:

“This is something that I feared between me and you which is getting weird,�

“I think you’re an amazing girl and don’t want our friendship to be weirded out,� Father Shane begins, Bianca and Kelle’s words of encouragement still playing on his mind.

“I don’t know why anyone else was talking about it,â€? Sophie insists…incredibly!

â€?I just want to make sure it doesn’t affect us and we can crack on as friends,â€? Shane continues.

Sophie acts cool as a cucumber and continues,

“I just said I wasn’t interested in you in that way, we are totally on the same page, they can’t understand.â€?

“Absolutely, that’s what I thought. That’s where I thought you were coming from,â€? Shane lies!

Sophie then sauntered to the Beach Hut to spout:

‘When we leave here it’s something that could happen, it’s just not going to happen right now,’

“Fab, glad that’s ‘sorted’ then…aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!�

I think that if Shane really wants to put Sophie off he is going to have to try much harder than that. The conversation should have went:

“Hey stalker! Stop looking at me, talking about me and lusting after me! I want Colleen, now GO AWAY!”

Lets be honest none of us would have blamed him.