Sree’s been pouring some verbal sugar on Karly today. This afternoon, while he was trying on various eviction outfits, he handed her a rose which went down very well…

“Aw Sree, thank you!” said Karly, clutching the task remnant.

Maybe that is a flower darling, but inside you can’t measure my love” Sree oozed, doing his best Alvis impersonation, complete with hip wiggling. Ew.

“Last night I had a dream,” he continued. “I see an angel with white clothes, but I can’t see her face…

“This morning when I woke up I saw your face. You are the one last night in my dreams. And I’m waiting for you over there” he said pointing to his bed.

Again, ew.

“Wow” said Karly, apparently struggling for a suitable response.

“Water bed. Rose petals. Pink champagne” he said as he wandered off, but he wasn’t done wooing yet…

“One girl came up to me last week, and she said ‘Sree, you’re a locksmith. You’re a locksmith of women’s hearts.’ Then do I realise how good I am”

Oooh my goodness. I wonder if he’s got a separate outfit for his ego? And who was this “girl”??