Sree told Marcus and Freddie last night how much he loves England and why…

Apparently, England is a place where he can do what he wants whereas in India, he has to live by “policies and rules.” However, Marcus and Freddie told him that such a liberal attitude to things like going out when he likes and car ownership, mean he’s on the road to ruin.

Sree had been telling Marcus and Freddie that he intends to show his children in years to come the plaque that bears his name at the university he attended. He then got onto the subject of why he loves our green and pleasant land so much…

“In India I don’t have that much social life. It’s rules and policies, but here you can go out with anybody and drink as much as you like. I like travelling, cars, and women attract me a lot” he explained.

Freddie nodded along then said, “You speak in a stream of consciousness but it’s not like you’re exactly making a point.”

Does he ever??

Freddie then shocked Sree by adding, “That desire to have your name in big writing, it’s that that poisons your good intentions. All those things you say about your morals will be poisoned.”

Marcus wholeheartedly agreed and said, “I think England’s corrupted you. I don’t think you would’ve had those thoughts in India.”

Sree, looking shocked said, “I feel sorry sometimes; the way I talk and behave. I’m not intentionally doing it.”

Not content to leave it there, Freddie had a final bombshell to drop…

“You shouldn’t take yourself so seriously man. If you do, your life will be a living hell”

Yikes.