Well, your votes have been counted and verified…. Celebrity X Factor is the show most of you will be watching this summer, beating Big Brother 2006 by a skin-of-the-teeth 10 votes!

Celebrity Love Island is the least popular reality TV show, with only 8% of the votes. But don’t rule it out completely - it was slated last year, but loads of people ultimately got hooked on it - I know we did! I’m just hoping they’ll keep the babe quota high…well, higher than last year!

Last year’s Big Brother was a bit of a disappointment - at the time I called it a “waiting room for fame”, and I still stand by that! What I want to see this year are less of the self-obsessed assholes
and more interesting human beings. No more dull idiots staring into space and disgusting exhibitionists pulling stunts. Give us interesting characters this year Endemol!

For my money, Celebrity X Factor will be the big show this time around. Cowell, Osbourne and lil’ Louis are an explosive mix. Sure, most of it’s as staged as a wrestling match, but that’s half the fun. Ewwww - mental picture of Louis Walsh diving off the top rope onto Simon Cowell while Sharon Osbourne stands in the wings with her trademark jug of water….