Whilst Lydia’s head is full of thoughts of her new rescue dog, Scruffy (to be renamed Dolly), Diags drunkenly tells Arg about her new texting buddy, Ton Kilbey!  Diag’s gets a telling off from Joey, who rushes round to help his friend cope with the news, and Arg feels utterly betrayed:

Diags: ‘I told Arg that Tom Kilby has been texting Lydia’

Joey: ‘Why? Why did you say that?’

Diags: ‘Drunk! … You know I spoke to you about it, and then I got drunk and then when you get drunk you just say stuff don’t you’

And later that day,….

Arg: ‘There’s nothing more hurtful that you could ever do with someone than break up with someone and then go with one of your ex’s friends’. 

Tom then rushes to tell Lydia that Arg knows about them before she hears the jungle drums!

Lauren P confides in Chloe at the sauna about her date with Tom P, and says she thinks after that kiss he would be great in bed:

Lauren: Well I haven’t had a good kiss for a while so I thought, */= it. Get in there….

Chloe: Once you’ve given them one kiss they think that’s it then they can just take liberties…

Lauren: Now I know he’s a good kisser I could imagine he’d be good in bed. 

Nanny Pat decides to join the Essex smile brigade and pays her dentist a visit to get herself a ‘Hollywood smile’

After being papped coming out of a club with a mystery woman earlier this week, Joey is definitely not in Sam’s good books.

Sam: ‘Everyone thinks that Joey’s so innocent and lovely and I you broke up with him it was bad Sam, poor Joey… he’s the same as every boy in Essex’.

Sam: ‘He knows full well that what he’s done is wrong’.

Billie: ‘I can’t understand it, he’s let himself down’.

And after a heated confrontation, Joey decides to end their relationship:

Sam: You’ve got guilty written all over your face….You went home with a girl end of….

Joey: The girl last night means nothing to me….Sam I love you Sam. 

Lil’Chris and Charlie pronounce Mick as the “Hugh Hefner of Essex” after he takes them to a gentlemans club and reveals his tips to get the ladies.

The Only way Is Essex can be seen Sunday and Wednesday nights at 10pm on ITV2/ITV2 HD.