I’ve often watched the Big brother show and thought how much I would love to thump one of the housemates.

Never more so than after I watched Jodie making a fool of herself tonight. She wonders why the British public think she is a slapper…well thats an easy one! That would be because she talks and acts like a complete tart. Her language is filthy (and believe me I’m no old fuddy duddy!). She’s exactly the sort of girl that all the lads want to sleep with but no one wants to marry!

Anyway rant over. If you would like to pack George Galloway, Michael Barrymore or Jodie Marsh a punch then I reckon this website is the closest you are ever going to get.

Have a go, i know I enjoyed it!