TOWIE preview: Charlie’s birthday goes with a bang and new cast member, Jamie Reed, is introduced tonight, and he has already bedded Frankie, Billie and Lydia!
Jamie Reed, another club promoter, will make his TOWIE debut tonight, in Funky Mojoe, the Essex club he works for, chatting to his friend Darrell about his cast member conquests at Charlie King’s birthday bash.
The new boy on the block claims to have slept with Frankie Essex, Billie Faiers and Lydia Bright, as well as having a “kiss and cuddle” with Lauren Pope.
Jamie says: “Lauren Pope. That was only a kiss and a cuddle…
“Frankie’s over there. That was only a one night thing anyway … I ran her a bath in the morning!
“Billie always looks well … If I could go there again I would.”
Meanwhile, his presence doesn’t go down to well with the ladies in question, in particular Lydia, whose encounter with Reed after splitting up with James Argent, was the reason for the foul mouth abuse she received from her ex during series 5, and when her friend, Lucy Mecklenburg points him out, Lydia’s jaw hits the floor:
Lucy tells her: “Look who’s over there. Look forward.”
To which Lydia gasps: “No.”
And Lydia isn’t the only one to feel uncomfortable by the newcomer, as Arg explains:: “I haven’t actually been here for quite some time because of him.”
Meanwhile, during the same party, Bobby takes the opportunity to confess his feelings to Charlie (we are pretty sure he watched it on Sunday night like the rest of us, Bob!), telling him : “I think I’ve fallen quite hard for you and I do love you”
To which Jess replies: “LARGE?!”
Their happiness doesn’t seem to last long though, as later at Charlie’s birthday, Cara pulls Ricky to one side to warn him about the Tom P situation from last week (apparently Ricky doesn’t watch the show), telling him: “It’s not really my place to be saying things to you but I think there’s an issue at the moment that I think maybe you should speak to Tom Pearce about”
After which Ricky confronts Jess, who then confronts Tom:
Jess – “I considered him a mate”
Ricky – “A mate?! You don’t go and talk to Tom Pearce after that”
Jess (to Tom P) – “You’re obviously going round trying to break us up by saying I’m messaging you flirty things”
But on a lighter note, Viewers are treated to a trip to the STI Clinic with Diags, who insists:
“I’m not doing this because I think I’ve got something… There’s nothing wrong downstairs.”
Before being quizzed by the doctor over his sexual escapades:
Dr – “when did you last have intercourse?”
Diags – “err a week, maybe a week ago..”
Dr – “did you have oral sex as well?”
Diags – “do I have to answer these?!”
Before the nurse explains the procedure…
Nurse – “it’s nothing to worry about it’s just a very quick test from the tip of your penis”
Diags – *laughs* “you said penis”
And finally the girls attend a puppy training course…..
Dani – “Don’t drag her!”
Trainer – “You don’t have to pull the lead tight”
Lucy – “Lola!”
Trainer – “That was absolutely awful!”
And Lauren P and Chloe discuss Chloe’s proposed bum enhancement
Chloe – “I’m guessing it’s gonna be really expensive, but there’s no price on surg!”
Lauren P – “no you can’t put a price on looking better”
Chloe – “my God I totally need to settle down so I can stop being so obsessed with myself”
Lauren P – “surgery addiction!”
The Only Way Is Essex can be seen tonight at 10pm on ITV2/ITV2 HD.