Oh dear, just when you thought these two couldn’t make you cringe anymore, they have to go and do a Katie and Peter on us!!!

Surely you would think that having watched her reaction to ex-boyfriend, Charlie King’s naked Titanic picture posing suggestion, The Only Way Is Essex star James Argent would have thought a bit more carefully about his latest gesture to new love, Gemma Collins.

But he did not, and arranged for the pair of them to have private singing lessons in order to perform a duet together!

Arg plans the event, held at the pair’s childhood theatre, as a surprise for Gemma in tomorrow night’s TOWIE, telling the busty blonde:

“Steven’s gonna be giving us a singing lesson.” (Arg referring to Steven the music teacher)

“Oh my god James I’m gonna sing so much better than you.” (Gemma)

“You’ve got no chance” (Arg)

“Gemma’s phrase when she here when she 13… do remember what it was? I’ve got glitter on my face, I’ve got glitter on my tits and I’m ready” (Steven the music teacher)

“She ain’t changed has she?” (Arg)

Hmm, this may be an episode to watch on play back so you have fast forward availability!

The Only Way Is Essex can be seen Sunday and Wednesday nights at 10pm on ITV2/ITV2 HD.