Trinny and Susannah have given up on undressing the nation, and have decided to focus on their new style bible instead. The Body Shape Bible: Forget Your size Discover Your Shape Transform Yourself…….This sounds exactly what I need in my stocking this Christmas.

It doesn’t matter how much weight I put on from all those delicious Christmas lunches and copious amounts of alcohol. As long as I know my body shape I will always look svelte and sexy according to Trinny and Susannah. I can’t wait to read whether they recommend green wrap tops or long billowing skirts……