The Sunday Express reports today that Victoria Beckham’s new reality show, due to be screened in the US, won’t be so real after all.

Each show will be loosely scripted, with both of the Beckhams expected to learn their lines and their bodyguard will actually be a professional actor, hired to spice things up.

I know this reeks of deception but to be honest, I am with the NBC executives on this one. The Beckhams are BORING! Who wants to watch Victoria pout for an entire series, only the insomniacs amongst us I would wager. The end result of this show may not be real, but it might just be fun!