If you do, and if you’d been at a recent charity auction to bid on that hour, you’d have paid a princely £19,000 for the pleasure.

Simon and his business partner Sir Philip Green – along with a whole host of other celebrities – auctioned an hour of their time, the proceeds of which will go to their favourite charities.

Sir Philip’s pledged hour sold for £18,000 so Simon’s ego will be surely quite appeased that his hour raised more…

The lucky bidder of an hour with The Cowell was Universal Music boss, Lucian Grainge but no news has yet been forthcoming about what he’ll be doing with Simon for his hour…

I know what I’d be doing with him…

What would you do if you’d won an hour with Simon? Would you have him clean your loo? Dig your garden? Force him to drive around in your Robin Reliant? Let us know!