Charlie didn’t have to nominate this week thanks to his reprieve from Siavash during the Tudors task, but he told BB in the diary room this morning that if he had voted, it would’ve been for Angel and Marcus.

Explaining his reasons for these non-nominations, Charlie said he would’ve nominated Angel “because of what she was doing. It annoyed me yesterday when people were saying she was trying to steal a photo and all those kind of things, and I don’t like that.

He then followed that up by rather bizarrely contradicting himself by saying, “But obviously I don’t want her to go because I really do like her.”

Erm, missing the point of the whole thing much?

Next on his hitlist that will never be was Marcus…

Giving full and frank reasons for this non-nomination, he said of the Wolf-like housemate, “He said something the other day which I really, really didn’t like. I was shocked…

He’s a 37-year-old man acting like a teenager. [But] he tried his hardest in the Task, and I think that’s good. It’s done and dusted now.”

It seems he didn’t elaborate on what it was Marcus had said to upset him though.

And he wasn’t quite done yet; speaking of Angel and Halfwit being up for eviction, he said, “Angel and Halfwit yesterday, they were both saying they were up because they’re intelligent.

“But they’re not up because people are jealous of them – I can tell you that for a fact.

“They’ve done more things to irritate people. They irritate constantly, in a way.”

They irritate me constantly in many ways, but there, so does Charlie!