Oh dear… there’s trouble in the kitchen this evening and it’s a very, very serious issue. Sree has used a lot of garlic!

Yes I know. I was shocked too, but fear not, Halfwit was at hand to put a stop to the madness.

“Let’s just put half the garlic back so we can have some for the rest of the week” suggested Halfwit pleasantly enough.

“Don’t eat my brain, you’re eating my brain” said Sree, but at the time of writing, there was no confirmation that Halfwit is in fact eating Sree’s brain…

“We have five more days” whined Halfwit, adding, “Other people want to cook with garlic. It’s really simple.”

“Freddie, don’t test my patience” warned Sree, who was presumably putting what was left of his uneaten brain back in his skull.

“You say you respect the people, so respect people’s right to flavour their food” reiterated Halfwit, standing up and being counted for the People’s Republic of Garlic Eaters.

“No. You are selfish with your food…” said Sree.

“What are you talking about?” yelled Halfwit, losing his temper and possibly contemplating actually eating Sree’s brain. “Are you living in a different universe?”

“Well anyway,” said Sree, clearly wondering if he was actually in a different universe, “Leave me alone.”

Oooooooo good come back Sree. Not.

After a small interjection from Lisa – who said that surely five cloves would be enough for next week – got short shrift from Halfwit, who couldn’t believe she’d suggested such a thing, it all broke up when Halfwit stormed off.

He’s obviously convinced he’s staying then if he’s getting that worked up over next week’s garlic.