Poor old Phil the Parklife man was the first contestant to be booted off Strictly Come Dancing this year.

For a guy who looks like such a cool geezer, I really expected him to have more rythmn and style than he did, in fact the only person worse than him last night was Gary Rhodes, though he obviously won the sympathy vote this week!

I bet Phil’s dance partner Flavia is furious, having gotten as far as the finals last year with Matt Di’Angelo. Not only has she been the first professional to leave the show this year, but she didn’t even get a new boyfriend out of it. Sucks to be her!