Yep. Ghetto queen Aisleyne has been moved back into the main Big Brother house, as promised by the disembodied voice in the Diary Room.

Cavalier Spiral gave off to Big Brother about the state Aisleyne was left in, and told them he thought the whole thing was out of order. Naturally, Big Brother totally blanked him and went on with the scripted announcement!

After kicking Jonathan out in a tense eviction, Aisleyne and Spiral were called to the Diary Room and moved immediately to the main house. No messing there.

The housemates in the main house looked stunned to learn that Aisleyne was back (Nikki’s daggers already drawn, I see), but when she came through the Diary Room she was sobbing uncontrollably. Some of the housemates rushed to comfort her, while a few others held back. Comically, as Aisleyne was blubbing, the others were introducing themselves to Spiral, and the newer housemates were explaining their part in the plot.

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Jonathan has just been evicted from the Big Brother house by queen bee Aisleyne. He’s about to go in for his interview with Davina.

Big Brother called Aisleyne to the Diary Room and asked her to nominate the final person for real eviction as both houses watched on the plasma screens. She held off making a decision for ages until finally given ten seconds to make a final decision. After she returned to the ‘house next door’ she broke down on Jonathan’s shoulders and didn’t let go until he had to leave.

Unfortunately for Jonathan, the Wednesday night eviction meant there was no-one outside the house to cheer for him!

Jonathan’s Interview with Davina

Jonathan said he was devastated about being evicted, but held firm on his impressions of Aisleyne and said he always thought she was a nice girl. He also said he thought Aisleyne could actually win the show.

Davina asked him about his thoughts on the other housemates next door, and he didn’t have a bad word to say about any of them, apart from Jennie, who he thought was slightly irritating.

Jonathan thinks that people will be sympathetic toward Aisleyne because of the difficult decisions she’s had to make. That remains to be seen!

Today saw Aisleyne make the obvious decision to evict Jayne from the sevret house. It was hardly a difficult choice, I wouldn’t want to live with that one.

However as always Big Brother has pulled anohter twisted stunt, and by evicting Jayne, Aisleyne has actually secured her a place in the Big Brother house proper.

It is a good ploy by Big Brother. This process ensures that the house will end up with some lively characters, it will certainly dispel the boredom that has set in during recent weeks.

I wonder who will go next? Aisleyne has made no secret of the fact that she prefers to be around males, so if I was Jennie I would be packing my bags right around now!

I have known that Big Brother housemate Aisleyne was a mans girl since she first set foot in the house.

She has managed to p**s off all the female housemates at one time or another, while constantly flirting and sidling up to the boys.

Last night Aisleyne proved that she preferred the boys when she entered the diary room and asked Big Brother to remove all the girls and leavae her alone with the males, apparently “There would be no bitching”.

Nothing to do with her not liking the competition then?

I just want to beg all you Big Brother voters out there to please please please don’t vote for Suzie Verrico this week.

This weeks nomination and voting process is unique, in that you are not voting to get rid of a housemate, but rather voting to keep them in the secret house, with 5 new Big Brother housemates.

If Aisleyne is voted into the secret house, you can expect some excitement, lots of bitchiness, maybe even a love interest. If Suzie enters you can expect a lot of tea drinking and thats about it!

The only interesting aspect of Suzie leaving the main house, would be watching how Richard would cope without her.

Vote Aisleyne this week, keep your votes for Suzie until she is actually nominated proper, then we can get rid of the leather faced lady!

Last nights Big Brother showed Aisleyne and Imogen showing their surprise and indignation on everyones comments on their new friendship.

The pair made a trip to the diary room, a little worse for wear, and began asking Big Brother why everyone had a problem with them getting along and spending time together.

Maybe they have forgotten the fact that less than two weeks ago they were at each others throat. Aisleyne thought Imogen was fake and shallow, and Imogen thought much the same of Aisleyne.

They hadn’t one nice word to say about one another until Grace left. At that point they both realised that if they didn’t quickly form some alliances they would soon follow in her footsteps.

And so the friendship of the year was born…….So why are people so sceptical? I just don’t know

Mikey has been waiting since Graces departure on saturday night to get his own back on Aisleyne, and this morning Glyn has given him the perfect excuse.

Glyn has been upset this morning due to Aisleynes impression of him last night in which she implied he was a little bit of a sleaze.

While he confided in Mikey, while they lounged in their dressing gowns, Mikey said:

“Do you want to get her back? Every time she comes near us we’ll storm off! Two can play at that game.” He continued, “If Aisleyne came out now, do you wanna both walk in? We should play games,”

Very mature Mikey!

Just after midnight, Glyn confided in Mikey how he really feels about fellow housemate Aisleyne.

He was quite annoyed as the other girls had been slagging Aisleyne off, but he admitted to quite liking her.

He said: “I really like Aisleyne. And Lea is attractive too. We lads dream about that type of girl. I’m used to normal Welsh girls.”

He added: “I like Aisleyne without make-up but when she was in the geek outfit it was a turn-off. Lea was still attractive in the geek outfit.

“I just want to be with Aisleyne. I really like her.”

How sweet is he?

No sooner had Suzie nominated Nikki and Grace for eviction than Aisleyne was swooping in for the kill.

Aisleyne has had her eye on Mikey for weeks, even admitting to having numerous romantic dreams about him. Now that Grace may be on her way out, promotions girl Aisleyne sees her chance!

After the nominations were announced, Grace and Nikki went into the garden to bitch, Aisleyene took her chance and sidled up to Miakey saying:

“You upset babes?”

He replied, “Not upset, know-a-mean. She had to pick someone, I just don’t know why she picked Grace, know-a-mean,”

“But, babes, you’re biased. Susie’s nice, she wants to make her own opinions. She’s not a snob,” said Aisleyne.

“I didn’t think Grace had upset anybody, like,” said Mikey.

Aisleyne sighed and repeated: “You’re biased. You might not see what others see, because of what’s going on with you and her.”

I’m not sure that Mikey got the message, but Aisleyne is certainly sowing the seeds of doubt!

Big Brother housemate Grace Adam-Short is suffering from a touch of the green eyed monster this week and is obsessing over her suspiscion that newcomer Aisleyne is after her man.

Grace has mentioned the subject with Mikey Dalton more than once, as recently as 22.25 this evening.

A bit hypocritical of her to be getting possesive now. Remember back to when George was in the house. I’m sure that Mikey wasn’t happy to see Grace share in steamy baths and intimate massages with George, but he kept his feeling s to himself and acted with a bit of dignity. Maybe its payback time!

The newest Big Brother housemate Aisleyne was once sacked from a promotions job because she spent way too much time admiring and worrying about her new boobs!

When her bosses asked her to serve a new drink they were promoting at a alrge event, she refuse in case carying a tray would harm her new implants.

A source stated

“She was pretty useless from the word go,” a source told the newspaper.

“She’s a good-looking girl — but lazy. She thought she’d been hired to wander round looking sexy and vanished. One of the other girls found her two hours later in a cubicle, checking her breasts with a mirror.

“She’s obviously proud of her assets and was looking after them like two newborn babies.”

Despite slagging Aisleyne off when she first arrived in the Big Brother house, former Miss Wales Imogen Thomas now seems to have struck up quite a rapport with the glamour model.

At 14.03 this afternoon the pair were found discussing Aisleyne’s boon job. Aisleyne described the horrendous pain she was in aftrewards and Imogen (whos current bra size is 32C) revealed that she would only ever consider surgery if she really needed it.

Sam then joined the converation and told the girls that she would love to be a D cup, but hasn’t commenced on any hormonr treatment so far.

When Aisleyne asked “Why is your voice like that then?” referring to Sam’s high pitched tones, he replied

“I don’t know, it’s just the way I am, I guess I was just meant to be a girl.”

Heres an example of new Big Brother housemate Aisleyne’s modelling work.

I’m sure Grace would never lower herself like this!

Aisleyne is a 27 year old model from London

She says she would love to become a famous pop star and admits that her current job has a ’shelf-life.’

She lives with her flatmate and a cat called Princess and says one of the things that most irritates her is when people can’t get her hair straight.