Amanda Holden has asked why Piers Morgan is a judge on ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent, saying that he isn’t properly qualified for the job.

The up her own arse actress, told thelondonpaper that she is the only one on the panel with real auditioning experience.

Holden said: “I’ve always said, out of the judges, I’m the only one who has auditioned for a panel or a crowd of people. When I see the contestants, I look at these people and I remember that feeling, having that dream.

“It’s not like I’m sat there smugly saying, ‘I know better’. It’s just that I know because I’ve been there. Obviously Simon [Cowell] is very qualified but I’m not quite sure what Piers is doing there.”

When asked how she would feel if she were replaced she said: “I honestly would be completely gutted if the panel changed.

“I’ve had such a good run and I’ve enjoyed many aspects of it. I’d have to very nicely wish the next person the best of luck.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden has impersonated Susan Boyle as part of a sketch for Alan Carr’s Chatty Man show.

The Sun reports that Holden wore a gold dress and fake facial hair and went as far as to suggest that Boyle looks like a man.

She is quoted as saying: “I think [Susan] looks a bit like Eddie Large facially, or Piers Morgan with a wig.

“That’s obviously why she loved him, because they always say you fall in love with someone you end up looking like.”

Watch Holden on Chatty Man this Sunday at 10pm on Channel 4.

Amanda Holden has hit out at fellow Britain’s Got talent judge Piers Morgan for the way he treated Katie Price during a recent interview.

Holden believes that Morgan acted ungraciously when he called Katie Price a slapper, I think normal people call that honesty.

Holden told the News Of The World: “I’ve just been watching Piers’s interview with Katie Price and was shocked when he called her a slapper. I know he’s not frightened of asking provocative questions, but he’s supposed to be her friend and was so ungracious.

“I know from my own experience how if everyone’s telling you to not go out, you think: ‘Why the bloody hell should I be dictated to?’ I can understand that she’s in a lot of pain and does stupid stuff when she’s hurting.”

She added: “If she was a man she wouldn’t get half the grief she’s getting for being forthright and outspoken. I’m going to slap Piers’s podgy bottom when I see him!”

Isn’t it nice to see all these adulteress slappers sticking together? Proves there is such a thing as female solidarity.

Of course when Amanda talks about her ‘own experience’, she is of course talking about the time when she cheated on her husband Les Dennis. Though she may complain about the hard time the press gave her over that incident, she really should be happy it happened. After all, without those headlines she never stood a cat in hells chance of becoming a household name.

Amanda Holden has claimed that she has psychic abilities, saying that she predicted Susan Boyle’s breakdown days before it occured.

Holden told the Daily Star: “I was worried Susan wouldn’t be able to handle it. Then, a week later she checked into The Priory. I was like Mystic Mandy.”

Mystic Mandy my arse!

Everyone could see that Susan Boyle was in meltdown, she was swearing at fans, shouting obscenities at photographers, she was hardly in peak condition before the final. The she didn’t win. All that trouble and she didn’t even win! No one was surprised when Susan Boyle ended up in The Priory, it didn’t take Mystic blooming Mandy to see it coming.

Danny Dyer must think he is really something. Fresh from his attack on Mat Horne he has now turned his attention on Amanda Holden branding her as the least talented person in Britain.

Writing in his Zoo column, the Doghouse star mocked Simon Cowell’s decision to allow Amanda Holden to search for talent in the UK.

“[She] really f***s me off. I know she is an actress but I’d say she’s one of the least talented people in the UK, so how she can sit there and say who’s got talent is beyond me,” he said.

“The only reason that bird first became famous was by having a roll-about with Les Dennis. Now it’s sitting there, clapping its hands and giving advice. It makes me feel f*****g sick.”

Dyer isn’t much of a Piers Morgan fan either.

“I don’t know why [Simon Cowell] rolled in someone like Morgan, a tosser who just loves being famous. Now Morgan’s swanning around acting like he’s the bollocks.”

Piers Morgan has poked fun at his fellow Britain’s Got Talent judges, Simon Cowell and Amanda Holden for having too much botox.

Piers revealed that Holden was “very excited” about the response to her hairstyle and appearance this season.

Morgan told Heat: “Simon and Amanda are both so full of Botox they really should be dead. It’s ridiculous. I’m the only natural one on the panel. I’m the organic one and far more healthy.”

Of Holden, he added: “I’m lucky because I shared the next door dressing room, so I get to see her naked at least twice a day.”

Amanda Holden has insisted that despite her recent entry into The Priory, Susan Boyle has no underlying mental issues.

Speaking to GMTV in New York last night, Amanda said: “I have no idea how long she will be resting for, I genuinely have no idea. But I understand that we’ve spoken to her doctors and they really have reassured us that there are no underlying mental issues and it purely is just that she’s knackered – for want of a better word. And I think, you know, as we all keep saying – to have been thrust into such a media circus for seven weeks – it’s hard enough for me, Piers and Simon to deal with, let alone somebody that’s had absolutely no experience.”

Asked whether in the future there may be more psychological screenings of contestants, Amanda said:

“You can’t kind of give every single person who’s just an auditioner that kind of longwinded attention. But I think that what was done for Susan was the right thing to have done. I know that they’ve kind of checked her out and they’ve spoken to people in her village and there was no reason that we needed to check her for anything else, and I still agree with that. All these shows take great care, and there are rules and standards that we all have to stick by. And I know that we care very much about Susan and so the right people are looking after her now.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden has admitted that Prince Harry thinks Piers Morgan is a prat.

Holden told Heat magazine that when she attended a recent Palace event she spoke to the Prince about the ITV show.

“Prince Harry came over and said to me, ‘Is Piers Morgan really a prat?’ I said, ‘You can’t say that, but yes!’” she told Heat.

“He even told me he records Britain’s Got Talent every week on Sky Plus!”

Amanda also revealed that Prince Charles also watches the hit ITV1 show.

“Charles came over to me and said, ‘Oh, you do the show with the buzzers, don’t you?’ I said, ‘Yes. I didn’t even know you watched telly! If you came on our show, what would you do? Can you juggle?’

“And Charles replied, ‘Oh no, no I can’t do anything’. To which Camilla added, ‘Yes, I can vouch for that – he’s not that talented’.”

Amanda Holden has predicted that Susan Boyle will have a huge hit if she records Les Miserables song ‘I Dreamed a Dream’.

Susan wowed BGT audiences with the song at her first audition and went on to sing it brilliantly at the final tonight.

Discussing the star’s chances of winning, Holden told the Daily Record: “We’ve just got to keep being on her side and not assume she’s going to win.”

She added: “I would imagine that whether she wins or loses, she will definitely record ‘I Dreamed A Dream’. I think that that would be a huge, huge hit. It would go platinum.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge has admitted that she is backing Stavros Flately to win Saturday night’s final and says that she likes the father and son so much that she wants them to adopt her.

Dimitrios and Lagi impressed the public and judges alike with their humorous Greek dancing on the ITV talent show and on their second appearance even brought their own friends along as backing dancers.

Amanda told The Sun: “I suppose for me really honestly Stavros Flatley was my favourite.

“I’m just in love with them.

“I want them to adopt me into their family! I really think they too have captured the hearts of the nation and that it’s their charm and humour that has catapulted them into the final.”