Look, the fact is, when it gets to this size, I just plain have to...

*Please note to save you time – yes, the following puns were indeed intended.

Day 13 in the Big Brother house saw Benedict being caught red-handed – again – as he had a bit of Me Time (hand over fist me time…) in the shower.

He’s made no secret of the fact that he likes to pleasure himself in the shower and the bath, and the loo, and well, just about anywhere it would seem…

However, some of the other housemates are not impressed, and I guess it’s fair enough that they might be a tad grimmed out given that they too have to use the shower and bath etc.

But yesterday, having heard rumblings of discontent, Benedict decided to come clean and explain to the housemates that he just has a high sex drive, so needs must and all that… Read more & comment »