Day 5 in the BB house began promisingly enough, with the housemates toasting new beginnings and an end to the negativity that many – particularly Arron – felt that Victoria Eisermann had brought to the house during the first three days.

However, Arron was soon at that centre of a sh**storm when he – illegally apparently – cooked a jacket potato for himself without taking a democratic house vote on whether he was allowed to or not. Tuts loudly.

But there’d already been tension building in the kitchen when, having all agreed to eat nothing but sausages all day – given there was a glut of them – the bangers were cooked and divided up, ensuring everyone got the same amount.

However, Arron sneaked a spare one and gave it to Chris, who promptly ran into the bathroom with his contraband and didn’t even chew before swallowing… Read more & comment »

Last night was of course the first eviction of BB13, and it saw vegan animal rights campaigner Victoria Eisermann shown the door, while Wildcard entrant Becky Hannon made a very excited entrance…

But as the wine flowed – and the champagne, and the beer, and the cider; you get the gist – things became tense between housemates Caroline Wharram and Deana Uppal, who, though their chats seemed benign enough to begin with, turned on each other the higher their booze-o-meters climbed.

Deana said that Caroline was “sly” and added that other “naïve” housemates need to watch out for her because she will “f**k them up.”

Yikes!

Meanwhile, Caroline, whose hair is still very much inexplicable, said, “I am not malicious, I’m telling you.”

O well, good enough then Caroline. As long as you’re telling her, that must mean it’s true… Read more & comment »