It’s a battle of the titans in the house this week, with Marcus and Halfwit both up for eviction, but who do you want to see doing the walk of shame on Friday?

Both housemates took the news fairly well and David was just delighted that his name wasn’t called by Big Brother when the results of this week’s nominations were revealed.

After BB announced that Marcus and Halfwit were facing the boot, David screamed out,

“Is that it?!”

To his evident joy, that was indeed it, so he and Lisa, along with new pal Bea, all headed out to the garden for a cigarette.

“I feel happy now” David told Bea and Lisa.

“You never know with this game” said Lisa, yet again stating the glaringly obvious.

It’s going to be a tough one to call this week because both Marcus and Halfwit are of course very strong characters, so let us know who you’ll be voting for – we’re allowed to discuss it now, Big Brother says so.

With a huge 85% of the public vote, Sree is goneski. He’s outta there, he’s an ex-housemates, and praise be. I for one am very glad to see the back of him.

And the house is very much divided about whether his leaving was a good things.

“A lot of people have strong opinions about Sree’s actions,” said Halfwit, who then listed some of the not too nice things Sree had done and said.

Kris replied, “I understand that he rubbed people up the wrong way, but I don’t think there was any malice in it.”

Marcus however wasn’t so liberal in his views, “I think there was malice definitely. You wait until you watch the show when you get out.”

Then it was Noirin’s turn.

“I just wanna say that ***** is the only word I have for him.”

And up next was Siavash, “I have to say that as much as there were times when he really annoyed me, his absence in the House will be felt.”

Noirin then rather oddly – given he drove her to distraction – said. “He did entertain us from the start to the moment he left.”

While all that was going on, Lisa sat quietly but when all eyes turned to her and all ears were on stand by to hear her opinion, she said meekly, “He liked me, so I’ve got nothing to say.”

‘He liked me’? What about ‘I liked him’? Mmmm, very telling.

Bookies across the land are predicting that Sree will be evicted on Friday.

Irish bookies Paddy Power are offering odds of 1/50 on Sree staying and 10/1 on Halfwit remaining in the house after Friday’s eviction show.

A spokesman for Paddy Power reckons that it’s Sree’s whining that’s put us all off him and he added that he’s “absolutely certain” that Sree will be voted off the show this week…

If that happens, Halfwit will be victorious for the fourth time in a row. Will it go to his head I wonder or will he realise that so far, he’s probably only stayed because we dislike who he’s up against more than we dislike him!

Who’s getting your vote this week?

Angel was evicted last night and Halfwit gets to live another day, or week even. The Russian housemate received a whopping 81% of the public vote, and quite a few of those could well have been made by me!

Her spitting/dribbling thing was the final straw for me. What made you want to vote her out, if you did?

It was a tad cringe making to see her doing that weird mime thing again as she left to a cacophony of boos and then trying to defend herself during the interview with Davina over nicking Siavash’s photo. Yet again she said she did it for her ‘art’. What a load. Since when did ‘art’ mean you couldn’t ask if you could have stuff?

Anyway, before Davina announced who was to be booted out, she was already being weird. Hopped up on nerves as the housemates waited, she couldn’t sit still; she pretended to swim, picked up and put down a glass repeatedly for no apparent reason, pulled her teddy out of her hat and held it up to the cameras, but through all that, she barely uttered two words.

Weird…

As many of you already know some of us were lucky enough to attend the Big Brother eviction show in Elstree last Friday. First of all can I give a massive thanks to our friend Emma at the applausestore.com for providing us with priority tickets. If any of you would like to be in the audience for shows like Big Brother or X Factor then you need to register with them asap!!

I was so excited all last week about attending the show that I could hardly sit still, you can only imagine my elation when we arrived at Elstree and were not only at the very front of the crowd outside the Big brother house, but also given passes to join the actual studio audience for the eviction interview.

First of all I should probably mention that in preparation for the event, Grainne (the one in the gold cardy), Oonagh (the one in the hat) and I, spent the afternoon in the pub, drinking wine and preparing our signs. We spent the first hour despairing of our terrible lack of wit, but as the wine flowed, inspiration hit and out came the highlighters! It all sounds like great fun, but when we eventually rolled out of the pub and into the queue, the bladder situation got a bit frantic and suddenly the three bottles of wine seemed like a bit of a mistake.

On entering the Big Brother complex, we got ridiculously excited by the fact that we could hear the fake crowd noise being streamed into the house and also by the sight of the top few leaves of some trees from the housemates garden. We almost couldn’t breath when we caught our first glimpse of Davina running past, and by the time the live show started I was screaming like a teenager.

Half way through the show we were moved into the Big Brother studio. Unfortunately the security was quite tight inside and we weren’t really supposed to have cameras in there. We got one or two quick shots, but didn’t want to run the risk of getting thrown out.

We managed to get into the first row of the audience. We were so close to the chairs that we could have touched Davina. Had I been male I might have tried to do that as the woman looks even more stunning in real life! The floor manager warned us that when Davina came into the studio to announce which housemate would be evicted we were to remain perfectly silent, so as not to give them any indication of what the public’s opinions were on the nominees. Of course as soon as Davina called Belinda’s name, we got carried away and started to clap. We stopped after three claps and then panicked in case we were evicted along with big B.

After Belinda battled the crowds and the press photographers, she came into the studio and gave us a little private concert before her interview began. I have to say, though I was not overly impressed with Belinda (Belinda Belinda) inside the house, she came across amazingly well during her interview and seemed so genuine and down to earth, even when the cameras weren’t rolling.

So the interview eventually ended and we were getting ready to leave when some of the producers asked if we would like to stay and help them with filming a fake Big Brother eviction for a Channel 4 drama which will be aired later this year. Needless to say I jumped at the chance.

We traipsed back outside and joined the main audience once more, where we told that the crew would be filming a fake BB eviction but we were to respond and react as if it was all real. We stood right beneath the infamous stairs as we watched a blonde girl enter the Big Brother doors, then minutes later Davina evicted her as if she was a normal housemate. We boo’ed and chanted more than we had during the real eviction, and watched as ‘Pippa’ made her way through the crowd, down the runway supposedly to her eviction interview. It was all a bit surreal, but strangely exciting, and I can’t wait to watch the finished product on TV this autumn.

So that was the end of our Big Brother night. We had some more dramas of our own, as a London cabbie abandoned us at the wrong hotel in the wrong part of London and another tried to charge us triple fare to return……but that’s a whole other story!

Have a look at gallery of pictures below!

How excited am I? My girlfriends and I are heading to London tomorrow night for our first ever Big Brother eviction!!!

Of course I would have liked someone more interesting to be up for the chop. Rex and Belinda are so BORINGGGGGGGGGG!

But fear not. I plan to make the best of the experience, and if there was a prize for the best banner in the audience you can bet we would win it!

Check back here on Saturday night for our insider pictures and all the gossip!!!