.. in the morning (well, it was yesterday at 1.15pm)
..on the early train (ok, using a rake, you’ll break open the ’secret’ door in the garden).. Apologies for abusing one of Leo’s great songs

Tsk at little Leo Sayer, denying us the chance to boo and jeer him as he was duly evicted from the house. Instead, he saw his bottom and engineered an argument that would allow him to leave the house with his dignity (?) and ego intact. How on earth was he still granted an Eviction Show interview? Surely (and I’m sure I’ll be corrected if I’m wrong) if you walk, you don’t talk, at least not to Davina. Perhaps she just wanted to make sure he knew that if he’d stayed, he would have been evicted last night, instead of Carole.

Yes, the second person to be officially evicted from the Big Brother house was Carole Malone. I’ve never really warmed too much to Carole, although she wasn’t the evil bitchy cow I thought she would be. It’ll be interesting to see just what she has to say about the whole experience in the Sunday Mirror in the morning - and hopefully she’ll reveal which celebrity she felt was ‘constantly acting, and resorted to tears too often’. Just a bit of a guess, but my money is on Shilpa.

Carole also didn’t seem to understand that if Leo had stayed in, it would have been him sat there talking to Davina. I’m fairly sure that once that bit of info sinks in she’ll have a few scathing comments to make about him.

At least Dirk survived the chop, even though his behaviour over the whisky was a tad bizarre. I’m still hopeful he will win, but he needs to distance himself from Shilpa, who is becoming more and more manipulative as the show progresses. The house is also looking a little bare - will BB be bringing in more housemates to replace the 3 who have walked? And does this number of absconders spell the death knell for future series of Celebrity Big Brother?

Tonight is the night of the first Celebrity Big Brother 2007 eviction, where the evictee will have been nominated by his/her fellow housemates.

Up for the chop are Dirk Benedict, Carole Malone and Leo Sayer. I am definitely hoping ot see the back of Leo the irritating…I would like to see how Dirk plans to woo Shilpa if given the chance.

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The nominations were made, and the results are in!

Dirk Benedict, leo sayer and Carole Malone will all face the public vote and one will be evicted tomorrow.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I was quite surprised to hear that Dirk was nominated. I would have put money on Shilpa Shetty being up, many of the girls seem to dislike her and I can’t see why anyone would nominate Dirk at all.

But there you go….watch this space for all other Celebrity Big Brother news and gossip!

Carole Malone has been chosen to face eviction as punishment for her part in a converstaion revolving around nominations.

Big Brother made the celebrities choose either Carole or fellow housemate Cleo Rocos to face eviction tomorrow night. There was much weeping but finally they all decided and it will be Carole who faces the public vote.

To say Carole is unhappy would be a gross understatement. She bickered with Shilpa, who she believed should also have faced eviction. Carole made it clear that she believes Shilpa broke as many rules as Cleo and she did, yet she has somehow avoided punishment. Shilpa did not take kindly to these accusations!

“I was not part of it,” Shilpa said. “In the conversation you said ‘vote me’. I said ‘even if I get out’. I didn’t say ‘vote me’. That’s a rule break.”

“That’s an interpretation,” said Carole responded.

“No it’s not,” argued Shilpa.

“Yeah. OK. I think it is, but that’s OK. I’m fine. I’m ready to go. Right now.”

“We were all part of the conversation. But they want to keep you in, Shilpa.”

“It’s not like that Carole. That wasn’t it,” replied Shilpa.

Carole will be joined in the eviction lineup by by two other celebrities who have been voted for today. Check back later to find out who they are…..

Davina McCall announced last night live on Jackiey’s eviction show that Carole and Cleo would face punishment from Big Brother for talking about nominations last week.

The ladies found out today what their punishment was, and as Big Brother began the nomination process, calling the celebrities in alphabetical order, Danielle was called in first.

Not only will Cleo or Carole be banned from nominating, but the group also have to choose one of them to face eviction tomorrow.

The poor girls1 They were only trying to be nice!

So we’ve seen our first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother, and surprise surprise it was one of the Goody Clan. What was a surprise was that it was Jackiey, rather than Jack.

Yes, we can all heave a sigh of relief that the excrutiatingly uncomfortable antics of Jade’s mum will hopefully fade from our memories as she fades from our screens. So why the surprise? How on earth did Jack amass any votes at all? I don’t think I’ve seen him speak, I certainly haven’t seen him do anything, so I can’t believe that people picked up their phones and voted for him.

Perhaps spelling Jackiey’s name right caused problems? Perhaps many lost the will to live and just shortened it to Jack? Well, it would explain a lot!

Having said that, I don’t think the experience was any good at all for Jackiey. She seemed to be constantly on edge, very paranoid, easily upset and quick to pick up the wrong end of the stick. The others seemed to lose patience with her very quickly, for instance when she was trying to sort out the takeaway order, or when she asked for lemon juice. Perhaps she seemed like an easy target? After all, even Jade didn’t do much to defend her in the house. (Mind you, there is absolutely no way I would go into Big Brother with my mother. And she’s relatively normal and a very intelligent woman. My kids have also said I’d be their idea of a nightmare housemate)

The eviction itself was very cruel, and not just for Jackiey. Why couldn’t BB announce it while they were sat at the dining table, and at least let the woman have 30seconds to put her shoes on and say goodbye? Why am I even surprised after watching the horrible way BB evicted Vanessa two years ago? It looks like there will be a variation on the same theme today when Cleo and Carole receive their punishment for talking about nominations. At least for them its just to go up for eviction, not actually be evicted.

I’m seriously hoping that Leo Sayer will be up for eviction after the nominations. It looks like he’s winding up most people in the house with his constant self-aggrandizement - its been a long time since I saw someone that far up their own backside (well, not since Sezar, perhaps)

One final word on Jackiey’s eviction.. I only wish it had been before she inflicted that swimsuit on the civilised world…

You might remember that exactly one week ago, Carole Malone and Cleo Rocos sat in the Big Brother garden and discussed nominations. They were being really nice and saying that if anyone didn’t know who to nominate they should choose one of them.

Carole reasoned that if she was kicked out early, she would have more time to write about the show, and Cleo just wanted to save people some angst in reaching their decision.

However, we all know that Big Brother does not allow discussions about nominations….even if you are trying to be nice! Davina revealed tonight on the live eviction show that Carole and Cleo would be punished by Big Brother for speaking out of line. The pair are to meet their fate tonight, and those viewing the live feed will see the punishment as it happens.

If you miss it on TV, make sure to catch up with us tomorrow when we will have the full story here on UNREALITY TV!

Shilpa Shetty is coming to the end of her tether with the loud mouthed Jackiey.

She confided in Carole today, while on a bathroom break, that she just doesn’t know how to deal with the woman any more!

“I’m feeling low and then she says something to me and I think, ‘why are you talking to me’,” Shilpa says. “What would you do?” she asks Carole.

“I’d have a go,” Carole says. “You’ve been elegant and diginified. That works where you come from, it doesn’t work here. You have to have a go back.”

Methinks Carole is just trying to create more trouble and more stories for her to write about when she leaves the house. How long will it be before she writes her new book, Celebrity Big Brother: Inside The House.

Well it’s started! Celebrity Big Brother is now underway and for once the tabloids seemed to be pretty spot on in their predictions this year.

The Celebrity Big Brother housemates of 2007 are as follows (click on their names to read their full profiles and biographies!):

Jermaine Jackson: Jermaine made a big deal of the fact that he is hyper clean, hyper germ conscious and doesn’t know if he can survive without his servants and cook…A bit of the David Gest in him then!

Danielle Lloyd: Danielle was crowned Miss Great Britain earlier this year, only to be stripped of her crown and title when it emerged that she was dating one of the contests judges Teddy Sheringham.

Ken Russell: A famous British Film Director, Ken has received 3 BAFTA’s for his work and directed films such as ‘Tommy’ and ‘Women In Love’ in his heyday! Ken emerged from his car singing a rather out of tune version of ‘Singin In The Rain’. He had to be helped both up and down the staircases by Davina, at one point I wondered if he would make it as far as the living room. I have heard some cruel people comment (though it definitely wasn’t me!) that Ken could be the first person to die on Big Brother. But that would be a step too far wouldn’t it!

Jo O’Meara: Jo is best known for her time as lead singer of pop group S Club 7. She also appeared last year on BBC’s Just The Two Of Us as the professional half of a singing duo. Jo declared that she was absolutely terrified of entering the house and didn’t want to meet anyone “horrible”.

Leo Sayer: Singing legend who produced hits like ‘When I Need You’. Leo thinks he will be especially good at cheering up the room in the Big Brother house.

Shilpa Shetty: Shilpa is a huge Indian, Bollywood actress and can’t travel anywhere in India without a huge entourage. She is recognised everywhere she goes and says that it would scare her if no one recognised her. She walked into the BB house and guess what….no one had a clue who she was!

Carole Malone: Carole is a columnist for The Mirror and is more used to slagging off people in reality TV shows than taking part in one. Carole says that she doesn’t approve of people who are famous just for being on reality shows….or of WAGS!

Donny Tourette: Donny is the lead singer from British rock band Tower Of London, though he is probably more famous for his fling with Peaches Geldof. Donny entered the house tonight to a chorus of boos, to which he replied “F**K OFF!”. When Davina tried to steer him into the house, he yanked himself away from her, leaving her a bit unsteady, at which point the security men stepped in and hurried him along. Davina revealed that he smelt like a brewery…..I hope he is first to be evicted.

Ian Watkins (AKA H): Ian is best known as H from 90s pop band Steps. He wanted to go on Celebrity Big Brother as he is aware that everyones perception of him is “that blonde knob from Steps” and he wants to show the public that he has grown up and is no longer blonde! He is most dreading the crotch shots in the house and wants to make some wicked new friends.

Cleo Rocos: Best known for her role in Kenny Everett’s BBC series and for her close friendship with Kenny. Cleo admits that she is always nauseatingly happy and that she likes her men “old, ill and loaded!”

Dirk Benedict: Most famous for his roles in Battlestar Galactica and as Face in the 80s series The A Team. Dirk commented “Women thre themselves at me and I got very adept at catching, but I’m not very good at keeping!” Dirk revealed that he would like to meet a special lady in the house, but not one young enough to be his daughter!

Carole Malone is a British journalist, who is most famous for her outspoken views when writing her column in the Sunday Mirror. In 2006, she appeared in the ITV reality show, Celebrity Fit Club.

She was made team captain of Bobby, Sharon and Micky, and lost 3 stone.

Courtesy Of Wikipedia