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The celebrity housemates received their first task today!

It’s called ‘Ego’ and it involves – for the first time ever, and for one show only – the CBB housemates appearing in the closing credits of an episode of Celebrity Big Brother.

So the famous housemates had to decide between themselves who should receive which credit and therefore, where they’d be placed. Read more & comment »

Celebrity Big Brother contestant Verne Troyer has told his housemates that despite being small in stature, “I’ve got plenty of inches where it matters.”

The diminuitive 2ft 8in Austin Powers star seems quite keen to impress Michelle Heaton and Lucy Pinder, and according to The Sun, he’s promised “they would not be disappointed.”

Verne, 40, told the girls, “I may be short, but don’t think I don’t know how to please a woman.

“I make up for it in other areas. Any models in the house? I love beautiful women.” Read more & comment »

How weird would that be, Paris Hilton doing a guest appearance on her impersonators reality TV show!

Apparently it’s on the cards though, as Chantelle said this week “I think it could happen and it would be so exciting to meet her,â€? Houghton told the UK paper The Star. “Basically it’s a case of ‘my people’ are talking to ‘her people’ and we’ll see what happens.â€?

I hope that Paris demands that Chantelle gives back all the freebies and treats she collected throughout the years on the many occasions that she actually pretended to be the Hilton heiress.

Should be interesting!

NME reported today that

“Preston has been lined-up to guest present BBC South’s Politics Show on March 12.

The show will focus on Brighton’s homeless problem, a cause Preston supported during his reality TV stint after he donated his prize money to local shelter the St Patrick’s Trust.

“It would have closed down,” Preston recently told NME.COM of the night shelter. “It lost it’s government funding, so now I’m a proper hero in my road.”

The programme which is broadcast in the BBC South region – though accessible nationwide through digital receivers – will come live from the shelter at 11.55am.

Additionally, one fan can win the chance to meet Preston on the show. Entrants – who must be from the BBC South region – should email politicsshow@bbc.co.uk with an idea for a future programme.”

In a bid to claim back some of the viewers from ITV’s Celebrity X Factor and Celebrity Love Island, Big Brother producers are planning a series of surprises and twists for this years show, designed to keep us on the edge of our seats!

One such ploy is rumoured to be the introduction of Chantelle and Preston into the house to spice things up a bit, and also the shows bosses will be allowing one lucky housemate to attend an England world cup game.

An insider gushed: “Everyone’s excited about this one. They wanted to do something to take in the World Cup because the contestants will be in the house throughout the tournament. But this is a very ambitious project with potential pitfalls, including how to stop the housemate being recognised and mobbed by other England fans.�

The only problem is what if the housemate in question isn’t English? I can’t imagine a Scot wanting to attend an English world cup game!

Celebrity Big Brother host Davina McCall has admitted to hating Traci Bingham when she first entered the Big Brother house this year.

She said: “When Traci walked into the house, I was like-’OMIGOD, look at her!’ And there was a part of me that hated her because she’s beautiful and she’s got such a bodacious body and enormous boobs.”

Former Baywatch actress Traci Binghma did grow on her though and by the end of her time on the house Davina thought she was “just a really kind person who wanted to be feel loved.”

She added to Britain’s Times magazine: “With celebrities there’s an element of people-pleasing and Traci is definitely one of these people and that’s what makes watching her so painful because all she wants is to be loved and hugged and appreciated and told she’s beautiful.”

Has anybody seen Paperdoll Heaven yet?

It’s a massive flash website that lets you play dress-up with your favourite celebrities. They’ve got everybody on there, including some reality TV heavyweights like Sharon Osbourne, Paula Abdul, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie from The Simple Life and Girls Aloud.

Stardoll seem to regularly add new celebs for you to play with, and each celeb has a massive wardrobe (of course) for you to mix and match and accessorise!

So there you go folks, something to waste a little bit of time on today, courtesy of your friends at Unreality TV! Have fun! Oh, and let us know if you come across anything similar on your travels….