Diane Abbot MP takes on TV presenter Terry Christian, serial WAG Danielle Lloyd and ballet dancer Wayne Sleep.

While Diane launches her West Indian-inspired menu with rum punch, Terry’s evening kicks off with an undrinkable cocktail and continues with a string of questionable jokes and dubious conversation topics.

After a solid first half performance at home serving an Oriental-style menu, former Miss England Danielle takes her eye off the ball and gets in a panic over her crème brulées. Finally dance diva Wayne hot foots it into the kitchen to try and cook for the first time in 20 years.

Monday 10 January 2011
8:00pm, Channel 4

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And it seems that Janice was angered when Calum Best just wouldn’t be seduced by her!

The Sun reports that 55 year old Janice started things off when she jibed at Sam for launching her ‘glamour’ model career aged 16.

She said, “My daughter is 16 and there is no f****** way I’d ever let her do that.”

Sam replied, “Page 3 is an institution in Britain. It’s a pretty girl with a nice pair of boobs with a smile on her face.”

Janice continued to rant until Calum Best became the object of her desires. First, she reportedly “flasher her knickers” at him, and then she apparently told the show’s producers that she’d walk out unless they gave her Calum’s number!

Calum, however, was having none of it, and got more and more annoyed with Janice whose swearing caused repeated retakes to be filmed until 4:30am.

And it seems Calum finally lost patience with her and told her, “Go outside and have some time out.”

Janice replied, “F*** you, I’m 54.”

The paper adds, “Later she tried to leap into his lap but he darted out of the way, calling her ‘stupid and obnoxious’.”

And when he’d watched Janice eat, Calum said “It reminded me of a dog straight to food. Or a gremlin attacking something.”

An insider said: “It might be the first female he has knocked back.”

The show is on C4 tomorrow at 8pm. I’m so not going to miss that!

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Four celebrities go head to head in a culinary battle as each hosts their idea of the perfect dinner party in a bid to win the ?1000 prize for a charity of their choice. Potty mouthed ‘Most Haunted’ presenter Yvette Fielding goes up against sex bomb and ex-Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton, Catchphrase kingpin Roy Walker and Corrie star Les Battersby aka actor Bruce Jones.

Yvette’s up first and professes to be intolerant of fussy types and celebrity nonsense; it doesn’t bode well as guest Bruce Jones is a very fussy eater. He sends back his soup because he doesn’t like cream and unfortunately for Yvette this then ends up all over her trousers. As Bruce continues spouting off on the long list of food he doesn’t like, Roy reveals himself to be quite a charmer with the ladies- paying special attention to Natasha Hamilton. The evening ends with the host in hysterics.

Host two is the glamorous Natasha, ‘Mr Fussy’ Bruce is nervous about various dishes but Roy is happy for her to serve up egg and chips he’s so smitten. Over dinner Yvette has let slip some very indiscreet bedroom stories involving yoghurt and the evening ends with the sort of sing-along that would make a bad pub singer sound like Shirley Bassey.

The third host is none other than catchphrase king and all round ‘Legend’ Roy Walker. If Bruce moans on his night Roy is threatening to give him a bag of crisps, but it’s the girls he should be worrying about as both of them hate black pudding. Whether the food manages to win them over or not Roy sets out to be the host with the most; an evening of japes, jousting, press-ups in the middle of the kitchen floor and some special merchandise from the ‘Legend’ himself. While Roy’s still swooning over Natasha, Yvette and Bruce have a French kiss mid course – brace yourselves!

The climax of the competition is left to Bruce who, on taking on a surprisingly challenging menu, is hit by a bout of very bad nerves. The guests anticipate his night with trepidation as he’s been the fussiest eater of the week. With stress pouring from every pore, he welcomes the three celebrities for one final jaunt of bizarre-looking dishes. There are more shocking revelations from Yvette, and the winner is revealed, walking away with the £1000 prize for their favourite charity.

Sunday 01 November 8PM – Channel 4

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In an upcoming episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me, Eastenders star Laila Morse is caught licking cream off Bobby Davro’s chect. The mental image is very, very disturbing!

Laila, who plays Mo Harris on the BBC soap, knew Bobby from his time playing Vinnie Monk on the show.

Bobby, told The Sun: “I knew she was up for it.

“It just took the right kind of cream to get her in the mood.”

Laila added: “It wasn’t very nice but I did it.”

Dani Behr and Dane Bowers, watched the shenanigans but Dane was a little repulsed by the whole thing.

He said: “I’ve dated some freaky chicks but Laila tops them all.”

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Christopher Biggins enters a week of culinary showdowns with ex-MP Edwina Currie, TV presenter Julia Bradbury and Hollyoaks heart-throb Phillip Olivier. Julia throws a rollercoaster of an evening with enough food, wine and dancing to make Biggins sick, Edwina furious and Phillip extremely hungover; and that’s just the first night. The rest of the week involves a cheeky demand for one host to go topless and some blatant cheating in the kitchen. All the guests score their host out of 10, and after the final dinner, the winner is revealed and picks up £1,000 for the charity of their choice.

Sunday 15 February 2009
8:00pm, Channel 4

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