Well tonight is the final night for Celebrity Big brother.

With 6 contestants left and non-celebrity Chantelle standing as the bookies favourtie to win it should prove an interesting night.

I am hoping against all hopes that Pete Burns is the next housemate to leave and that each and every member of the audience boos him as he does his walk to the studio. I also hope that the police are there to arrest Pete upon his eviction for owning and importing his monkey (formerely thought to be Gorilla) coat. There are many other awful things i wish upon this man but I won’t bore you with them now!

Anyway I’ll be avidly watching the show tonight as I guess will most of you, so join us back here after the show for a bit of discussion and air your views about who left. who won and what you thought of the show!

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Chantelle doesn’t know it yet, but her fictional band Kandi-Floss are due to become a reality and are tipped by insiders to take the charts by storm!

This week Dermot OLeary has been auditioning girls on Big Brothers Little Brother to join Chantelle in her pop group upon her eviction.

Judging by Chantelle’s performance of her supposed hit single in the Big Brother talent show they will have to dub her vocal parts, she can barely hold a tune.

The remaining housematres in the Celebrity Big Brother House have been set what will probably be their final task. They are to make a movie telling the story of their time in the house, the twist is that each housemate is strictly forbidden from playing the part of themselves.

I think that Chantelle should play Dennis Rodman, Preston should play Maggot ( who can tell the difference between them anyway?) but who should play Pete Burns? There is no one in that house with lips half as big as they need to be for that role!

According to Entertainment Wise

“ The band mates of Celebrity Big Brother contestant Preston have spoken out about the singer’s alleged affair with fellow contestant non-celeb Chantelle.

Preston, singer with The Ordinary Boys has stunned his friends, family and girlfriend by carrying on with the Paris Hilton look alike while in the house.

Now the bassist for The Ordinary Boys, James Gregory has slammed his band mates behaviour and defended Preston’s confused girlfriend Camille Aznar.

He said to Star magazine: “Camille is fucking pissed off and upset-and who can blame her?

“If your boyfriend is not making any effort to hide his feelings for another woman and declaring his fondness for her on national TV of course you would be feeling crap and questioning the relationship.�

However, despite being angry with Preston, James does think that his friend is falling for the dumb blonde.

He continued: “He is obviously attracted to Chantelle. She’s a sweet girl and he’s lonely and he tends to warm towards people who are innocent and well meaning.

“But Camille is far more attractive…she has dark hair, is sophisticated and educated and Chantelle is a page three girl who is just about fun.�

And votes of course…”

The three nominees for eviction have been chosen, but the process will take a bit of a twist this week!

Instead of the usual one contestant being evicted this Wednesday two of the nominees will be leaving the show.

The public has a choice between Dennis Rodman, George Galloway and Chantelle Houghton. During this weeks house nominations Galloway received four votes, while his fellow nominees received three each.

A group of Labour MPs led by Martin Salter, MP for Reading West are calling for George Galloway to be punished by the Queen as is laid out in an ancient law.

Waveguide states that anyone absenting themselves from Parliament can be “amerced” - arbitrarily punished - under the 1382 Summons to Parliament Act.

The anti-war Respect MP faces that threat if the Queen decided he has not “reasonably and honestly” excused himself.

So that is three of the current housemates that could be facing legal trouble when they leave the house. Pete for his Gorilla coat, Michael for the pool incident and now George for playing truant from parliament.

I wonder what criminal charges will face Maggot when he emerges….perhaps he could be charged with causing extreme boredom to the general public, or Chantelle could be charged for being much too blonde!

It would seem that Celebrity Big Brother contestant Chantelle is no stranger to the world of television, having appeared on Sky’s Soccer AM programme as an Arsenal girl on the Soccerette catwalk last year.

I suppose it should come as no surprise that her job is actually as a Paris Hilton Lookalike!

Rumour states that there is to be a surprise eviction on Celebrity Big Brother tonight.

More surprisingly it is not going to be decided through the normal nomination process but rather the housemates have to vote on who in the group is the LEAST famous. If that person is Chantelle she will then have to leave.

This is where we will be able to tell if Chantelle has done a good enough job of convincing the celebrities that she is famous or if Prestons whispers have convinced the rest of the housemates that she is not a celebrity at all!

Housemate number one in Celebrity Big Brother is on a secret mission! Chantelle, a normal Essex girl, has to make all the housemates believe that she is a celebrity if she wants to remain in the house.

Most of the celebrities have fallen for the ruse hook, line and sinker. All that is except boy band member Preston who came straight out and asked her if she was a “red herring” placed in the house by Big Brother. She insisted that she wasn’t, even swearing on her mums life, but I’m not aure that Preston was convinced. And if todays Talent Show was anything to go by, I think she may be facing some problems very very soon!

If you saw celebrity big brother tonight you will know what I mean!

Dennis was obviously ‘in lust’ with Chantelle the fake celebrity. So much so that Jodie Marsh and Traci Bingham were gossiping about and spying on them to try and catch them ‘at it’!

Dennis kept holding Chantelles hand while they lay in their beds and at one point asked her if she ate c**k (classy chat up line I know!).

How stupid will he feel when he finds out shes been fooling them all and in reality is just a normal Essex girl with a dream to be famous!

If like me you have been wondering who the people in Celebrity Big Brother are, and just why they are called celebrities, then have a look at this article in The Guardian. It has a great summary about each housemate and their road to fame!