Last years Big Brother b**ch, Charley Uchea, thinks that only she can save this years series of the reality TV show from terminal boredom.

Charley writes a BB blog for The Sun and commented today:

“This year’s been absolute crap if I must be honest.

“I just think that it’s gone downhill, for the simple fact that there’s nothing for them to do.

“When you watch this year’s Big Brother, they’re just sitting around bored, a lot of them getting depressed. There’s just no atmosphere.

“Rex is stuck up his arse, he just sits there bored crapless all day.

“You’ve got the Chinese lady – what’s her name again? – Kathreya, who just bounces around.

“There’s nothing I want to watch.

“All they talk about is crap, who’s eaten the most food or blah blah blah. There’s nothing more to watch. There’s nothing in there.

“A lot of people who’ve I spoken to about it said ‘the year you were in it we couldn’t wait to get home and watch it, and say ‘God, what’s Charley going to do today?’.

“So there was a bit of entertainment there.

“What they need is me back in the house.

“How hard can that be? Even if they put me in for three days, their ratings would go straight up.

“It’d be entertainment.

“I hate to say it – because they made me at the end of the day – but I just think there’s no need for it now.

“We’ve all seen Big Brother. Maybe we should call it Big Brother 9, end of.

“I don’t think there’s anything left.”

Mouthy ex Big Brother housemate, Charley Uchea is to star in her very own TV show, the Sun reports today.

Charley’s show will follow her acting as a dectective and hiring pretty girls to catch out cheating love rats.

A source said last night: “Charley is so excited. Fuming wives and girlfriends will hire her and Charley’s going to catch out cheating fellas with the help of her angels.

“The angels will set a honey trap, while Charley and the wife will be watching on secret cameras.

“But just at the moment the blokes go to cheat, Charley will leap out and yell, ‘You’re busted’.”

Channel 4, E4 and MTV are currently bidding for the show.

Former Big Brother housemate Charley Uchea has fled to a secret Spanish location after receiving numerous death threats.

A source close the hated housemate told the Daily Star: “It’s no shock that she’s afraid to go home. A large number of the public hates her and some have been making their feelings clear with threats.

“She’s aware that some crazy people have taken the show too seriously, and she doesn’t want to risk coming back until things die down.”

Former Big Brother housemates Chanelle and Charley are rumoured to have been asked to take part in this years Strictly Come Dancing.

A BBC insider told the Daily Star: “We’d love to get our hands on Chanelle and Charley.

“We’ve started to put the plan into operation. They’ll be a fantastic addition to the show.”

“The sparks would fly on screen. Chanelle and Charley would be desperate to make sure they beat each other,” added the insider.

However, they added that they wouldn’t pick either of the pair individually, admitting that the girls would have to come as a package.

They commented: “It’s Chanelle and Charley or neither. The rivalry makes them the hot ticket.”

Britain’s bookies are so sure that Charley Uchea will be evicted from Big brother tonight that they have already begun to pay out on punters bets.

Labrokes paid out £10,000 yesterday after closing the book on the London IT Girl when she was made 500 to 1 ODDS ON to go — a show record.

Spokesman Nick Weinberg said: “We knew we’d get a hiding as soon as Charley was up for eviction.

“We held on in the hope that her chances would improve, but the odds don’t lie.

“She’s bitched, connived and back-stabbed her way into BB history and we’ve decided that enough is enough.”

Emily Parr, the Big Brother housemate who was kicked out for making racist comments, has started a campaign to keep Charley Uchea in the BB house.

Speaking to The Daily Star Newspaper, Emily said:

“Losing Charley would be a disaster for the show. It’s true that people hate her right now. But the tide is turning and people will soon love to hate her.

“Without a doubt Charley is the Queen Bee in that house. Behind the bitchy ego and big mouth there’s actually a really vulnerable person. Charley just wants people to like her and respect her.

“Just compare her to someone like Chanelle – the girl has no personality whatsoever: She is a whinger and you feel she’s hating every minute of being in the house.”

So what do you think? Should Charley stay? Leave a comment below!

It was announced live on Big Brother’s Little Brother last night that the pair facing the public vote tonight would be Charley Uchea and Tracey Barnard.

Watch the clip here

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A Big Brother insider has revealed to The Mirror newspaper that Big Brother bitch, Charley Uchea will be facing eviction this week.

I would imagine that unless BB producers can come up with another cunning plan to save the IT girl, she will be facing her second interview with Davina McCall.

I wonder who will be up against her? It may just be their lucky week!

OFCOM have received more than 300 complaints after Gerry and Charley argued about the word Paedophile this week.

Durinng the row, Charley goaded Gerry that he liked to sleep with 15 year olds. Understandably Gerry was outraged and tried to explain to Charleuy that this effectively made him a paedophile.

The pair were called to the diary room where Big Brother asked Charley if she could understand why her comments were so offensive. Of course she claimed not to know that the age of consent is 16….whatever!

Big Brother housemate, Charley Uchea has admitted that she is planning to write an autobiography at the grand old age of 22.

Charley told housemates she was already penning a diary, which was “so f*****g interesting” especially because “no one really knows me”.

She bizarrely claimed that she had given away “very little” of herself in the house, so the book would come as a complete surprise to readers.

Modest as always, she admitted: “I’m a good writer. I have very good handwriting.”

I will read this when I finish reading Jordan and Kerry Katona’s autobiography……….NEVER!