Last night Big Brother through a sinful party for the housemates, all except one!

Charley was the only person to fail her task due to her repeated swearing and arguments, and so she was banished to a room of her own with only a chair and bottle of water for company.

The rest of the housemates were provided with costumes made from pvc and rubber, and also enjoyed pure decadence in the form of a chocolate fountain and pink champagne.

It’s official! Big brother housemate and wannabe WAG, Charley Uchea can’t handle her drink.In honour of Charley’s birthday the housemates decided to have a birthday party for Charley and accept emergency rations for the rest of the week.

But it seems as though Charley indulged herself a bot too much and ended up throwing all that coveted alcohol back up into a plastic bucket.

Have a look at the pictures….her mother must be proud!

Charley must have really enjoyed her Moulin Rouge themed birthday party last night, she didn’t even argue with a single other Big Brother housemate.

As the party drew to a close and Charley was more than a little intoxicated, she declared:

“As close as we all are now – very close – it’s so sad that it will end.”

“Not yet,” responded Nicky. “Let’s enjoy it while we’re here.” Read more & comment »

Big Brother has decided to offer the housemates a party to celebrate Charley Uchea’s 22nd birthday, however, as always, there is a catch!

The housemates will be given the choice of receiving an “emergency rations hamper” (similar to this weeks food) and a birthday party, or a “premium emergency rations hamper” containing food such as sausages and cheese, but no party. Read more & comment »

After a heated argument in the kitchen this afternoon, Big Brother called Billi and Charley to the diary room.

The pair were then directed into a secret ‘happy’ room, through a secret door, where they were made to don ‘happy’ t-shirts and caps.

Charley read a sheet of instructions aloud:

“Welcome to the Happy Room. The Happy Room is a happy place for happy housemates,” she read. “Housemates must remain in the Happy Room remaining happy until further notice.”

“Oh, it’s not gonna be anything, is it?” Billi smiled with relief.

“We just gotta sit here and be happy,” laughed Charley. Read more & comment »

Lucky Big Brother housemate, Charley Uchea may just escape eviction again this week after silly Billi makes a major slip up.

Charley was one of a few people nominated for eviction, and after hearing the crowds recent chants of “Get Charley out!” I can’t imagine she would have stayed in the house had things went to plan.

However, Billi was caught speaking about nominations and as a punishment, BB is considering voiding all his nominations, this would most likely let Charley off the hook.
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Charley Uchea has quickly become one of Big Brother’s most disliked housemates, mostly due to her fiery temper and self obsessed ways. However, as Davina McCall announced that Big Brother will turn evil this week, an insider revealed to the Daily Star newspaper that it is all a ploy to get Charley hot and bothered.

The source said: “The evil plot is set to run for two to three days and it’s designed to really upset things.

“It will bring out the worst in the wannabes, especially Charley – and things are going to get even worse for her. Charley has been the star of the show with her love for herself and utter disregard for the housemates.

“Viewers love to hate her and this week the way the show is going to work will make her appear even worse. Read more & comment »

Charley Uchea was not a hamppy camper today as Big brother called her to the diary room to tell her that she had failed the most recent task.

“Big Brother clearly stated that, whilst on holiday, caravanners were to stay in the fenced area except to use the toilet block,” Charley was told. “You broke this rule today, and as a result, the holiday that you and Brian were enjoying is now over.”

“You what?!” Charley shouted. “I did not break the rule! When did I stand there? I didn’t, I just stood there for a few seconds! I can’t believe you’re saying this to me, it is not fair!”

“Charley, the caravanners’ holiday is now over,” Big Brother repeated. “You have five minutes to pack your essentials up, pack your clothes into your suitcase and return to the Diary Room with Brian.”

Didn’t seem like a great holiday to me anyway, I don’t know why she is getting so upset!

After winning the Big brother knobbly knees competition, Charley and Brian found themselves being awarded with a “Great British Holiday”.

The pair were quickly dispatched o the dingy caravan in the BB garden, and lets just say that Charley wasn’t impressed by the musty smell.

However it soon became clear that Brian had more than mouldy caravans on his mind as he offered Charley a massage. His eyes lit up as she took off her bra, but when he chanced his arm for a goodnight kiss, she quickly declined. A bit of a tease isn’t she?

Charley has managed to ruin some of her hair extensions today as part of the latest Big Brother swim the channel task.

“It doesn’t usually happen when I go to the swimming pool,” she told Big Brother.

Big Brother asked Charley how the accident happened.

“My extensions are sewn in. The hairdresser plaits the hair and then sews the hair in, yeah? Now the hair has gone all tangled into one big… I can’t get it out. It’s gone all matted.”

After a serious session of name dropping, Big Brother housemate modestly declared:

“You know some people, fame goes to their head, but not me. I’m Charley from the block.”

“Charley from the block, that’s funny,” Brian replied

Tracey announced:

“I’m Tracey from the village, deal with it.” Read more & comment »

After arguing over Charley’s missing straighteners, Charley and Laura are at it again.

Charley ranted at Laura:

“You’re so two-faced, I know the kind of games you play. Everyone can hear you whispering. Think what you want ‘cos I couldn’t give a s***. I’m done with you.”

Laura cleverly replied: “I’m glad,” she said, “‘cos you argue with everyone that likes you.”

“You know what,” screamed Charley, “I feel sorry for the lot of you, man, I feel sorry for the lot of you. Except for the newcomers, who seem like the only genuine people who ain’t chatting out of their a**es.” Read more & comment »

As Charley quickly becomes the most unpopular housemate both inside and outside the Big Brother house, newcomers Brian has decided that he will fight her corner.

“She’s like an injured bird,” he said. “When you see it injured and all the other birds flying off, you want to help it.

“I just want to mend it so it can join all the other birds and have a good time.”

After housemates heard cheering from outside the Big Brother garden, Charley was quick to declare her belief in a second Big Brother house.

Her suspicions are based on the noise and also on the lack of detail in this years BB house and small garden.

Poor Charley will be disappointed when she finally gets evicted into the big bad world!

Not even 24 hours after Charley declares her hatred for fellow Big Brother housemate Chanelle, and Chanelle is returning the favour in the diary room.

Late last night, Cahnelle entered the diary room, wrapped in a duvet and launched into an anti-Charely tirade.

“I am absolutely gobsmacked at the cheek and complete maliciousness of Charley,” she began. “Who the hell does she think she is?”

“She walks around looking in the mirror a million times every day, puts her opinions out of her mouth… [but] all she does is talk absolute rubbish.” Read more & comment »