Last night’s fish and chip supper and letters from home meant that the Big Brother housemates were all in a good mood, and of course, that couldn’t last long…

As the evening wore on, a row kicked off between Bea, Marcus and Charlie, and – for a change, not – it was all about Bea’s negativity, or as she argued, her “intimidation” at the hands of, primarily, Freddie.

It all started when Siavash and Freddie were yet again discussing how Bea is “playing a game” by making friends of Lisa and David. They never tire of it do they??

Later on, Marcus felt behoved to add his twopennorth and he told Bea that she needs to “think” before she says anything and that she should stop being nasty to Halfwit. He also said that as far as he can see, Siavash is at the heart of every row in the house…

While all that was going on, Halfwit went to the diary room and told BB that he was much happier but added that Bea was “unattractive” now. He also reported that he plans to “emotionally phase Bea out” of his life. And in yet another stroke of absolute arrogance, he told Big Brother that he was “100% positive” that he wouldn’t be evicted tomorrow night.

Later, when everyone else was in bed, Bea, Charlie and Marcus sat up and yet again picked at the scab of their earlier argument with Marcus telling Bea that she “may not like what the viewers think” of her.

This set off yet more heated exchanges that resulted in a fair amount of yelling before Bea went to the diary room to have a cry and a rant. All the hoohar brought Halfwit almost running out of the bedroom only to find himself on the wrong end of Charlie’s sharp tongue. He told Freddie that he should stop interfering and stop going on about game plans and schemes… change of record required there too then.

It all ended when Marcus told Halfwit he should go back to bed or it would look bad on him while Charlie ranted that Halfwit was “laughing at Bea.” Oh dear…

Following last night’s theft of the remaining booze, Rodrigo and Charlie have had several rows, one of which made Rodrigo tell Lisa that Charlie had ruined his life. Something of an overstatement I would’ve thought…

Once Kris and Charlie owned up to drinking the remaining booze, aided by Karly, they told Marcus he should punch them both in the stomach by way of punishment. Marcus duly obliged leaving Kris looking a bit green but Rodrigo just wouldn’t let it lie. But to be fair, that’s because Charlie hinted that he’d been in on it when he hadn’t.

Rodrigo told Marcus, “I saw him [Charlie] on the floor, like a snake, going through your drawers.”

Charlie took exception to being called a snake and the implication that the contents of Marcus’s drawers were of any interest other than booze, so the pair got into a war of words.

Rodrigo called Charlie, “An idiot, an alcoholic, a thief” and when Charlie went off the diary room to have a moan to BB, Rodrigo told Lisa, “The crowd will boo me now. It will ruin my life.”

Bless.

Do you recall how Kris accused – and kept on accusing – Angel of stealing booze and how he went on and on about how it wasn’t “right” and nobody should steal booze?

Well guess what? He and Charlie did just that last night. Two faced hypocrites much? They’d go nuts if someone drank their booze! Imagine for instance what they’d have done and said if Freddie had done the same thing?

It happened last night while the rest of the housemates were in the garden; Kris and Charlie went into the bedroom and took lager and cider from Marcus’s drawer and proceeded to down the lot, helped by Karly who wandered in to see what they were doing.

After she’d drunk a full can in seconds, she told Kris and Charlie that she felt “rotten” about doing it. A bit late for that when all the booze was gone though eh?

While the three were nicking the beer, in the garden, Siavash was taking a poll to see whether everyone wanted to share the rest of the alcohol or if they should save it, not knowing that it was already gone.

Soon after, Kris told Sophie what he, Charlie and Karly had done, and she told Noirin who then told everyone else not to trust other housemates. So, given little choice, Charlie and Kris owned up to stealing and drinking the booze – and Kris helpfully said Karly had had some too – and at first, nobody seemed overly bothered and Marcus only told them not to go through his stuff again.

However, after brooding over it for a while, Noirin began to get annoyed…

We’ll see how that situation develops today!

It seems that Sree’s causing trouble again, without even trying to. Yesterday, he was fooling around by the pool and he decided to jump on Charlie for no obvious reason and Charlie wasn’t impressed.

“Sree, gerroff us! You dirty, little tramp!” Charlie shouted.

“What did you say?” asked Sree.

“You dirty, little tramp” repeated Charlie. “You’re a tramp. Someone who’s dirty.”

Wiping at his mouth, Charlie added: “You taste of chlorine.”

“I taste of Noirin? Why?” said an apparently hard of hearing Sree…

This caused Charlie to burst out laughing.

“You taste of Noirin!” mocked Noirin to Charlie.

“Ay, you taste of Noirin” Charlie said to Sree, to which he replied, “She wishes”

“Please! I nearly vomited in my mouth there!” said Noirin as Charlie told her, “Slowly but surely, his chat-up lines are working on you.”

“Yeah, that’ll be the day,” she concluded.

Last night, Charlie went into the diary room to ask BB if he would provide a party in exchange for a token and, in an uncharacteristic fit of niceness, BB agreed, so a delighted Charlie ran like a little girl into the bedroom to share the joy…

After getting everyone’s attention, Charlie began to relay the news;

“I was telling them that everyone was a bit down and that malarky, and if I was at home I’d be having a drink and getting ready to go out…”

“Charlie, come on!” Siavash shouted, being not a one for the long story.

“On this occasion,” Charlie said, doing his best BB impression and cutting to the chase, “Big Brother are willing to exchange a token for alcohol and music.”

Siavash promptly leapt up and did a little dance on his bed while screeching with joy. Doesn’t take much does it? However, Halfwit was on hand to pee on their bonfire…

“This means we won’t have hot water for maybe two days” he said, perilously on the verge of harshing everyone’s mellow, but he soon added,

“It’s good, but ask around.”

And with that semi-seal of approval, Charlie ran into the kitchen to tell everyone there about the imminent party. The kitchen dwellers didn’t raise the subject of the lack of hot water and simply screamed with joy too.

Bless.

Angel’s so convinced that she’s offski tonight, she’s giving all the housemates something of hers to remember her by.

She gave Charlie her skipping rope and, just to be sure he understood what it was, as she placed the precious artefact de Angel in his hands, she said, “Skipping rope.” Phew, glad she cleared that up.

Next to receive a gift from Russia With Love was Noirin to whom Angel handed a sparkly ring…

“This is for you from the most romantic city in the world” Angel said, leaving a puzzled Noirin to ask, “Why does she think she’s going?”

Then it was Sree’s turn, but he told Angel she wasn’t going anywhere so she shouldn’t hand out her stuff. However, ignoring him completely, Angel rooted around for a suitable gift and held out a bracelet.

“Can I give you this?” she said, proffering the jewellery to Sree, who, with a characteristic lack of tact looked it over and said, “What else have you got?”

Way to go Sree…

Oh dear, Charlie’s had Angel in tears this afternoon with his madcap antics. That crazy kid decided that serious faced Angel needed cheering up and further decided that chucking a load of water over her would achieve that goal… Wrong!

The poe faced Russian has been working on some additions to her eviction outfit all night last night and all day today. She’s been methodically cutting up and sewing bits of old cans onto a black jacket but when Charlie did his water chucking, the precious jacket got wet. Cue tears and about six million grovelling apologies from Charlie…

However, despite Angel repeatedly saying “it’s alright, it’s alright, please don’t touch it” Charlie kept trying to help her gather up her bits of tin and sewing stuff for her decamp to the much drier bedroom.

A shame faced Charlie also got a telling off from Halfwit who irately said, “What the hell man?” as he watched his sort-of-would-be lover gather up her very odd, and seemingly not waterproof, creation.

Here’s the video clip of the latest Angel-gate incident.

Charlie didn’t have to nominate this week thanks to his reprieve from Siavash during the Tudors task, but he told BB in the diary room this morning that if he had voted, it would’ve been for Angel and Marcus.

Explaining his reasons for these non-nominations, Charlie said he would’ve nominated Angel “because of what she was doing. It annoyed me yesterday when people were saying she was trying to steal a photo and all those kind of things, and I don’t like that.

He then followed that up by rather bizarrely contradicting himself by saying, “But obviously I don’t want her to go because I really do like her.”

Erm, missing the point of the whole thing much?

Next on his hitlist that will never be was Marcus…

Giving full and frank reasons for this non-nomination, he said of the Wolf-like housemate, “He said something the other day which I really, really didn’t like. I was shocked…

He’s a 37-year-old man acting like a teenager. [But] he tried his hardest in the Task, and I think that’s good. It’s done and dusted now.”

It seems he didn’t elaborate on what it was Marcus had said to upset him though.

And he wasn’t quite done yet; speaking of Angel and Halfwit being up for eviction, he said, “Angel and Halfwit yesterday, they were both saying they were up because they’re intelligent.

“But they’re not up because people are jealous of them – I can tell you that for a fact.

“They’ve done more things to irritate people. They irritate constantly, in a way.”

They irritate me constantly in many ways, but there, so does Charlie!

Yesterday, Charlie talked Sree into letting him dye his hair blonde, but of course, on hair as dark as Sree’s it just went ginger…

It started when a bored Charlie promised Sree that he’d look good with blonde highlights.

“Now Charlie, don’t mess about eh?” said Sree nervously.

“Honestly, just trust us. I’m just putting some highlights through your tips” replied Charlie but it was about to go very wrong when the dye was washed out and Sree’s orange hair was revealed…

“I just asked him to highlight little bits” Sree moaned to Kris and Rodrigo who were too busy laughing to sympathise.

“Listen, my Mum and Dad is watching. Probably they’re gonna kill me” said an unhappy Sree.

Well, it’s different isn’t it? Personally, me, I don’t like it, how-evvvver, it’ll grow out… eventually!

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Charlie is a 22 year old Customer Service Advisor from newcastle, thought he tells people he works for government because it sounds more glamorous.

Charlie is a former Mr Gay UK contestant who won the Newcastle heat back in 2007. He has worked as a model but now works in customer service for the Job Centre which he loves. His favourite part of the job is the people that he works with, especially when he walks in he says “Good morning angels” and they reply “Good morning Charlie”.

A huge Big Brother fan Charlie thinks he has a good chance of winning as he isn’t a nasty person and the public will keep him in the house as it would be dull with out him. He says he has no game plan, and just wants to be himself in the house.

When he was younger he dreamt of being a pop star and really wanted to be in a boy band. At school he says he was the centre of attention, kids wanted to sit next to him because he was funny. He thinks that some people think he is a show off and admits that on a night out he can often be found dancing on a stage or podium.

His worst childhood memory was when his two pet frogs Freddie and Eddie froze because he left them outside in their tank one night and he tried to defrost them with a hairdryer. He now has a phobia of frogs. If he could make any law it would be to create a national holiday in his honour.

When he gets to 50, Charlie is getting botox and if it doesn’t work he will get a full face transplant.