So I’m watching Strictly Come Dancing tonight and as if Bruce’s jokes aren’t bad enough, Tess Daly’s wonky eye and unbalanced boobs freaked me out big time. It doesn’t help that she can’t actually present live TV shows, with any semblance of flair.

Tess obviously came from the Kate Thornton school of TV presenting and believes that all lines must appear scripted and any sign of human warmth or spontaneity must be avoided at all costs.

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Hell’s Kitchen presenter Claudia Winkleman has revealed that she has some less than platonic feelings towards show chef Marco Pierre White.

In an interview with Celebs On Sunday Claudia admitted:

“I wasn’t sure how I was going to react when I first met him. I thought I might end up putting my hair in bunches, and scratching myself – that’s when you can tell I really like a boy, I start twiddling my hair, and I do it with him, I think. He’s so tall and strong and I come up to his knees, but occasionally he’ll look down and smile at me.”

New Hell’s Kitchen presenter, Claudia Winkleman has admitted that she has a huge crush on lingerie model Danielle Bux

Winkleman admitted to The Sun: “I’m quite excited about the idea of Danielle being hot and bothered. I love her. She’s so gorgeous that when I meet her I might have to stop myself from licking her neck.

“I did something with Gary Lineker recently and I had to go up to him and say, ‘Your girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the whole world’.

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Claudia Winkleman and Steve Jones are set to host a brand new celebrity dance extravaganza for BBC One as part of this year’s Red Nose Day campaign from Saturday 21 February 2009.

Let’s Dance For Comic Relief is an exciting new live entertainment series which sees some of the nation’s favourite celebrities pay homage to iconic dance routines in a bid to wow viewers with their moves. Donning their dancing shoes, they will fight for a chance to be crowned champion of the dancefloor.

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