Celebrity Big Brother housemate, Cleo Roco’s has organised a post Celebrity Big Brother dinner, intended to help the former housemates make peace.

Show winner and victim of racism scandal, Shilpa Shetty has agreed to attend, but predictably, Jade Goody has turned down Cleo’s invitation.

A source said: “Cleo was trying her best to get everyone to make amends — but it doesn’t look like it will happen.”

Well, they couldn’t really let Jo go out and face the music on her own, could they?

Pretty sneaky move on the part of Big Brother, as we sort of wanted to see someone take the fall for last week’s racism and bullying extravaganza. It looked likely that Jo was going to take the fall…until they chucked Cleo Rocos out at the same time.

So – Jo’s boos were mixed with Cleo’s cheers and now the production crew have about an hour to brief Jo and Cleo on what’s been happening for the last couple of weeks. So, the voting public are denied the look of shock on Jo’s face as she discovers just how vile most of the nation thinks she is. Not fair.

On a personal level, I’ve been very disappointed by Jo on Celebrity Big Brother. I used to admire her in S Club 7, and always assumed that she was a leader in that group and not a follower. To find out she picks on people and invents huge vendettas against people was a big letdown…..

Jo’s Exit Interview

Well, contrary to what I expected Davina virtually made mincemeat of old Jo. No holds barred, although how much did Jo know in the hour leading up to the interview? I don’t know.

Still, she didn’t seem to have the wit to properly distance herself from the Shilpa/Jade debacle. Davina: “So, was that what you’re really like?” Jo: “Duh, yeah Davina. Smoking, hating, that’s me love. Did you like me dressing gown?”

It’s just a shame that the hack job that Jade “emotional damage” Goody should have received fell to Jo, who was really only a bit player!

Cleo’s Interview

Poor Cleo, all she did was stood by and watched, but Davina needed to know why she didn’t intervene. And having seen her swift destruction of Jo O’Meara, she was obviously a bit guarded. Although Davina treated her as an accomplice by not getting involved and choosing instead to drag in Jermaine.

Never mind, Cleo still came across pretty well, given the circumstances. The post-Big Brother press circuit will tell whether she’s got staying power.

Cleo Rocos has today revealed to Big Brother that not only has she made some new friends in the house but she has also found a soulmate in Jo O’Meara.

Speaking in the diary room, Cleo said:

“We’ve become close to soulmates in a short time… I haven’t had a friend like that for many, many years. That’s not something you can fake,”

“It’s somebody you least expected it to be. I think she’s fantastic… she’s very genuine,”

Either Big Brother is editing Jo’s footage really well or Cleo is dillusional. Jo does not come across as genuine, in fact I have yet to see a characteristic of Jo’s that I like. Jo has been portrayed as nasty, bitchy, whiny and grumpy…I just don’t see what Cleo likes so much.

Wherever there is trouble, wherever there is bitchiness, wherever there is Danielle lloyd, there is Cleo Rocos!

If Cleo Rocos hadn’t been in the Celebrity Big Brother house this year the lord knows what the celebrities would have descended into by now. Take last nights fight between Danielle and Shilpa for example.

Not only did Cleo manage to calm Shilpa and reassure her that she would not be allowed to become ostricised and bullied, but she then approached the wicked witches of the west, Danielle and Jade Goody and persuaded them to kiss and make up with Shilpa, whom they had treated horrendously all night.

Cleo then proceeded to repeat to the group her mantra “united we stand, divided we fall” and tried to explain to the younger girls that Shilpa comes from a hugely different cultural background to them and that they should try to be more understanding towards her.

I really respected Cleo tonight. She was not afraid to get involved, even with the witches themselves, who could have turned on anyone. She satyed neutral, calmed the whole situation and I imagine she will go on trying to build bridges between the group members over the coming days.

That woman deserves a medal….Cleo To Win!

Carole Malone has been chosen to face eviction as punishment for her part in a converstaion revolving around nominations.

Big Brother made the celebrities choose either Carole or fellow housemate Cleo Rocos to face eviction tomorrow night. There was much weeping but finally they all decided and it will be Carole who faces the public vote.

To say Carole is unhappy would be a gross understatement. She bickered with Shilpa, who she believed should also have faced eviction. Carole made it clear that she believes Shilpa broke as many rules as Cleo and she did, yet she has somehow avoided punishment. Shilpa did not take kindly to these accusations!

“I was not part of it,” Shilpa said. “In the conversation you said ‘vote me’. I said ‘even if I get out’. I didn’t say ‘vote me’. That’s a rule break.”

“That’s an interpretation,” said Carole responded.

“No it’s not,” argued Shilpa.

“Yeah. OK. I think it is, but that’s OK. I’m fine. I’m ready to go. Right now.”

“We were all part of the conversation. But they want to keep you in, Shilpa.”

“It’s not like that Carole. That wasn’t it,” replied Shilpa.

Carole will be joined in the eviction lineup by by two other celebrities who have been voted for today. Check back later to find out who they are…..

Davina McCall announced last night live on Jackiey’s eviction show that Carole and Cleo would face punishment from Big Brother for talking about nominations last week.

The ladies found out today what their punishment was, and as Big Brother began the nomination process, calling the celebrities in alphabetical order, Danielle was called in first.

Not only will Cleo or Carole be banned from nominating, but the group also have to choose one of them to face eviction tomorrow.

The poor girls1 They were only trying to be nice!

So we’ve seen our first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother, and surprise surprise it was one of the Goody Clan. What was a surprise was that it was Jackiey, rather than Jack.

Yes, we can all heave a sigh of relief that the excrutiatingly uncomfortable antics of Jade’s mum will hopefully fade from our memories as she fades from our screens. So why the surprise? How on earth did Jack amass any votes at all? I don’t think I’ve seen him speak, I certainly haven’t seen him do anything, so I can’t believe that people picked up their phones and voted for him.

Perhaps spelling Jackiey’s name right caused problems? Perhaps many lost the will to live and just shortened it to Jack? Well, it would explain a lot!

Having said that, I don’t think the experience was any good at all for Jackiey. She seemed to be constantly on edge, very paranoid, easily upset and quick to pick up the wrong end of the stick. The others seemed to lose patience with her very quickly, for instance when she was trying to sort out the takeaway order, or when she asked for lemon juice. Perhaps she seemed like an easy target? After all, even Jade didn’t do much to defend her in the house. (Mind you, there is absolutely no way I would go into Big Brother with my mother. And she’s relatively normal and a very intelligent woman. My kids have also said I’d be their idea of a nightmare housemate)

The eviction itself was very cruel, and not just for Jackiey. Why couldn’t BB announce it while they were sat at the dining table, and at least let the woman have 30seconds to put her shoes on and say goodbye? Why am I even surprised after watching the horrible way BB evicted Vanessa two years ago? It looks like there will be a variation on the same theme today when Cleo and Carole receive their punishment for talking about nominations. At least for them its just to go up for eviction, not actually be evicted.

I’m seriously hoping that Leo Sayer will be up for eviction after the nominations. It looks like he’s winding up most people in the house with his constant self-aggrandizement – its been a long time since I saw someone that far up their own backside (well, not since Sezar, perhaps)

One final word on Jackiey’s eviction.. I only wish it had been before she inflicted that swimsuit on the civilised world…

You might remember that exactly one week ago, Carole Malone and Cleo Rocos sat in the Big Brother garden and discussed nominations. They were being really nice and saying that if anyone didn’t know who to nominate they should choose one of them.

Carole reasoned that if she was kicked out early, she would have more time to write about the show, and Cleo just wanted to save people some angst in reaching their decision.

However, we all know that Big Brother does not allow discussions about nominations….even if you are trying to be nice! Davina revealed tonight on the live eviction show that Carole and Cleo would be punished by Big Brother for speaking out of line. The pair are to meet their fate tonight, and those viewing the live feed will see the punishment as it happens.

If you miss it on TV, make sure to catch up with us tomorrow when we will have the full story here on UNREALITY TV!

Donny Tourette: Loud mouthed prat or frightened little boy hiding behind his stage persona?

I know that Mr Tourette’s whole point of being is being debated on the forum, but I’m hoping its all an act. If he can just tone it all down a bit, he could end up being very entertaining.. and its worth hearing his foul mouthed outbursts just to see the look on Danielle Lloyd’s face.

He’s already rubbing his fellow contestants up the wrong way – I don’t care what they say in the Diary Room (its not like the real Big Brother – at this point they’re still very aware that they have to project and protect their public personas) Jermaine Jackson MUST be horrified at Donny’s antics – gobbing in the hot tub, feet on the counters, stubbing out his fags wherever he wants too (including on previously mentioned food preparation areas), weeing in the shower. Leo wasn’t overly impressed at Donny’s nakedness in bed. Danielle isn’t impressed full stop. Jo O’Meara declaring she’d sleep on the floor rather than share a bed with ’someone like that’. Ken Russell having his hair ruffled on a permanent basis.

Donny could go one of two ways. He could irritate the life out of the viewing public – and be voted out just after the vacuous Danielle.. or find his own little niche in the GBP’s heart, and be in there til the end.

But who is impressing me so far in the house? You can see all my initial feelings about them at Dreamy’s Blog.. but here’s a brief run down. Jo seems down to earth… Dirk ‘Face’ Benedict (Donny used the wrong f word there, I think) is my early winner (Ok, ok, so thats a hang over from all those pre-pubescent fantasies I used to have about him, when he was in Battlestar Galactica and the A-Team)… Leo Sayer and Ian Watkins need to chill and stop trying so hard… Cleo is marvellous – my other half shared Dirk’s sentiments about it being worth jumping in the hot tub fully clothed to have her look after him, Ken may be too quirky to come across well on the telly, which will be a shame. The rest need a little time to find their niche and settle into things.

I’m really looking forward to seeing how they get on when the initial ‘euphoria’ wears off

Donny Tourette wasted no time in getting to the hot tub tonight. After being in the house for a matter of minutes, Donny jumped into the hot tub in the garden….clothes and all!

He was a bit pissed to begin with and the Champagne that was flowing amongst the celebrities can’t have helped things! The slightly (?) tipsy rocker jumped into the tub, began a christmas sing song with the other celebrities then proceeded to cough and SPIT into the water…..euuuggghhh!

Cleo proved useful though as she guided a soaked Donny to the outside toilet and then ran his wet clothes through the mangle. Funny, she didn’t strike me as the mothering type!

Well it’s started! Celebrity Big Brother is now underway and for once the tabloids seemed to be pretty spot on in their predictions this year.

The Celebrity Big Brother housemates of 2007 are as follows (click on their names to read their full profiles and biographies!):

Jermaine Jackson: Jermaine made a big deal of the fact that he is hyper clean, hyper germ conscious and doesn’t know if he can survive without his servants and cook…A bit of the David Gest in him then!

Danielle Lloyd: Danielle was crowned Miss Great Britain earlier this year, only to be stripped of her crown and title when it emerged that she was dating one of the contests judges Teddy Sheringham.

Ken Russell: A famous British Film Director, Ken has received 3 BAFTA’s for his work and directed films such as ‘Tommy’ and ‘Women In Love’ in his heyday! Ken emerged from his car singing a rather out of tune version of ‘Singin In The Rain’. He had to be helped both up and down the staircases by Davina, at one point I wondered if he would make it as far as the living room. I have heard some cruel people comment (though it definitely wasn’t me!) that Ken could be the first person to die on Big Brother. But that would be a step too far wouldn’t it!

Jo O’Meara: Jo is best known for her time as lead singer of pop group S Club 7. She also appeared last year on BBC’s Just The Two Of Us as the professional half of a singing duo. Jo declared that she was absolutely terrified of entering the house and didn’t want to meet anyone “horrible”.

Leo Sayer: Singing legend who produced hits like ‘When I Need You’. Leo thinks he will be especially good at cheering up the room in the Big Brother house.

Shilpa Shetty: Shilpa is a huge Indian, Bollywood actress and can’t travel anywhere in India without a huge entourage. She is recognised everywhere she goes and says that it would scare her if no one recognised her. She walked into the BB house and guess what….no one had a clue who she was!

Carole Malone: Carole is a columnist for The Mirror and is more used to slagging off people in reality TV shows than taking part in one. Carole says that she doesn’t approve of people who are famous just for being on reality shows….or of WAGS!

Donny Tourette: Donny is the lead singer from British rock band Tower Of London, though he is probably more famous for his fling with Peaches Geldof. Donny entered the house tonight to a chorus of boos, to which he replied “F**K OFF!”. When Davina tried to steer him into the house, he yanked himself away from her, leaving her a bit unsteady, at which point the security men stepped in and hurried him along. Davina revealed that he smelt like a brewery…..I hope he is first to be evicted.

Ian Watkins (AKA H): Ian is best known as H from 90s pop band Steps. He wanted to go on Celebrity Big Brother as he is aware that everyones perception of him is “that blonde knob from Steps” and he wants to show the public that he has grown up and is no longer blonde! He is most dreading the crotch shots in the house and wants to make some wicked new friends.

Cleo Rocos: Best known for her role in Kenny Everett’s BBC series and for her close friendship with Kenny. Cleo admits that she is always nauseatingly happy and that she likes her men “old, ill and loaded!”

Dirk Benedict: Most famous for his roles in Battlestar Galactica and as Face in the 80s series The A Team. Dirk commented “Women thre themselves at me and I got very adept at catching, but I’m not very good at keeping!” Dirk revealed that he would like to meet a special lady in the house, but not one young enough to be his daughter!

Brazilian-born Cleo Rocos was born on the 24th of July 1962 in Rio de Janeiro. A glamorously curvaceous co-star, she featured heavily in all of Kenny Everett’s BBC series and became one of Everett’s closest friends. She was often portrayed wearing little more than frilly underwear and high heels, and her figure was used to great comic effect as a focus for drooling, lascivious men.

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